# songs with the word "pants" in the title **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 1999, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856 "1999-10-03T14:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cody)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/1 "1999-10-03T14:29:00Z")
“He’s Got the Whole World in His Pants” “Light My Pants” “Watching Scotty’s Pants Grow” “Pants in the Night” “I Got Pants, Babe” “Embraceable Pants” “I’ve Got You Under My Pants” “I Want To Hold Your Pants” “What’s Pants Got to do with It?” “I’m Leaving on Some Jet Pants” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/2 "1999-10-03T14:36:00Z")
I thought you meant **real** songs: You Make My Pants Want To Get Up and Dance Blue Jean Baby Blue Jean Blues Venom Wearing Denim Who Wears Short Shorts? ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/3 "1999-10-03T15:24:00Z")
Never change (my pants) - The Vandals * * * Just add water, it makes it’s own sauce! ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/4 "1999-10-04T05:29:00Z")
Black Denin Trousers (The Cheers, #5, 1955) Black Slacks (Joe Bennett, #17, 1957) Short Shorts (Royal Teens, #3, 1958) Venus in Blue Jeans (Jimmy Clanton, #7, 1962) Hot Pants (James Brown, #15, 1971) I Got Ants In My Pants (James Brown, #27, 1973 Jeans On (David Dundis, #17, 1977) Forever in Blue Jeans (Neil Diamond, #20, 1979) Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk (Dr. Hook, #25, 1982,) Blue Jean (David Bowie, #8, 1984) Dazzey Duks (Duice, #12, 1993) ---
**Author:** ![Eris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@Eris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eris)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/5 "1999-10-03T20:38:00Z")
And don’t forget the simply titled “Pants” by Corky and the Juice Pigs, circa 1990 I think. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/6 "1999-10-03T20:44:00Z")
Monster in my pants– Mojo Nixon? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/7 "1999-10-03T21:33:00Z")
Aw, c’mon, you’re forgetting what has to be one of the stupidest–and thus, funniest–“pants” title songs ever: “Hurt Me (But the Pants Stay On)” by Samantha Fox. I’ve never actually _heard_ the song; about 10 years ago, I was watching a TV show that mentioned some of Fox’s songs and showed clips of the video to THAT thing. I had a hard laugh, that became a long hard laugh when I actually found the tape at the music store. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/8 "1999-10-03T21:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Monster in my pants–Mojo Nixon? B-52’s I thought. * * * Tim “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/9 "1999-10-04T00:07:00Z")
## could be more pants: artist, album, song title: Absynthe Spoons Happy in My Pants Babe The Blue Ox Color Me Babe There’s A Hole In The Crotch Of My Work Pants James Brown Make It Funky The Big Payback I Got Ants in My Pants (And I Want to Dance) Star Time I Got Ants in My Pants, Pt. 1 Bo Carter Banana In Your Fruit Basket Ants in My Pants Daddy A Go Go Cool Songs For Cool Kids Aunts In My Pants Nat Gonella & His Georgians Georgia On My Mind I Can’t Dance, I’ve Got Ants In My Pants Claude Hopkins 1934-35 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants) Louis Jordan 1934-40 I Can’t Dance, I Got Ants in My Pants Willie Lewis 1932-36 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants) Lowcraft Manticore Happy In My Pants Red Peters I Laughed I Cried I Fudged My Rocket In My Pants Phantom Surfers Great Surf Crash Of '97 Ants in My Pants Sesame Street Monster Melodies Five Monsters in My Family Sparks Angst In My Pants Angst in My Pants Plagiarism Angst In My Pants Profile-Ultimate Collection Angst in My Pants Jim Steinman Bad For Good Dance in My Pants Various Artists-Harlem Comes To London Harlem Comes To London I Can’t Dance I’ve Got Ants in My Pants Various Artists-Heide Sez…Lookout! Heide Sez…Lookout! Ants in My Pants Various Artists-Jamaica Ska-Kore Jamaica Ska-Kore Crabs in My Pants Various Artists-Jamaican Ska-Kore Jamaican Ska-Kore Crabs in My Pants Various Artists-Overture Records Vol. 2-Take A Bite Outta This! Monster in My Pocket Valaida Hot Snow-Queen Of Trumpet & So I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants) Valley Girl (Soundtrack) Soundtrack Angst In My Pants Various Artists (7) 70’S Funk & Soul Classics I Got Ants In My Pants Chick Webb & His Orchestra 1929-34 I Can’t Dance I Got Ants in My Pants Clarence Williams 1933-34 I Can’t Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/10 "1999-10-04T00:47:00Z")
Monster in my pants is by the Fred giy (solo)from B52s. Here’s some Halloween tune info for you kiddos: [http://www.weeklywire.com/ww/10-27-97/boston\_music\_6.html](http://www.weeklywire.com/ww/10-27-97/boston_music_6.html) It has the above monster explained, too. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/11 "1999-10-04T02:16:00Z")
Well, considering others are posting songs with “types of pants”, rather than the actual word “pants”: Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans On, Mel McDaniels Tight Fittin’ Jeans, Conway Twitty And, to go along with the intent of cody’s OP: “Who’s Gonna Fill Their Pants?” ---
**Author:** ![cody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cody)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/12 "1999-10-04T15:13:00Z")
OK. Looks like nobody gets the idea at all, so just forget it. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 1999, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/13 "1999-10-04T19:32:00Z")
Sorry to spoil your fun, but in the words of the Rolling Stones: “You Pant Always Get What You Want”. ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/14 "1999-10-05T02:37:00Z")
MST3K- Joel and the bots did a song lauding Pants. I think it was during a Hecules-type movie, where the buff hero showed us way too much. * * * “On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/15 "1999-10-05T02:59:00Z")
Some comedy troupe, The State I think, made a phony commercial for a show called “Pants” that parodied “Cats.” I just remember giant pants with faces sticking out of the zippers… ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/16 "1999-10-05T04:34:00Z")
Oh, come on! Who can forget the Beatles’ classic “All you need is pants” All you need is pants All you need is pants All you need is pants, pants Pants is all you need… Or how about “Hey, Pants” Hey, pants Don’t make it bad… My favorite part is when they go “Hey panty, panty panty panty panty weoow, yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![cody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cody)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/17 "1999-10-05T15:41:00Z")
In the Heat of Your Pants Whiter Shade of Pants He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Pants Suspicious Pants Sunshine on My Pants Don’t Stop Thinking About Your Pants Raindrops Keep Falling On My Pants I’m in the Pants for Love Give My Pants to Broadway Mi Pants, 'Tis of Thee ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/18 "1999-10-05T15:46:00Z")
Keep on rockin’ in the free Pants Baby you can drive my Pants American Pants Goody goody two Pants Don’t step on my blue suede Pants The Pants Lie Down on Broadway Owner of some lonely Pants I wanna know what Pants are Got a Devlish haircut in my Pants * * * Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Hungry\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hungry\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hungry_Boy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/19 "1999-10-05T16:35:00Z")
Safety Pants - (Men Without Hats) ---
**Author:** ![Hungry\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hungry\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hungry_Boy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 1999, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-with-the-word-pants-in-the-title/8856/20 "1999-10-05T16:38:00Z")
Put Your Hand In The Pants (Of The Man Who Stilled The Waters)