# Songs You Could Not Have Sex to Without Cracking Up **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 17, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530 "2003-02-17T00:12:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/41 "2003-02-17T08:24:58Z")
_Classical Gas_, Mason Williams. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/42 "2003-02-17T14:12:07Z")
“Here comes Santa Claus” ---
**Author:** ![lovelyluka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/43 "2003-02-17T14:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face if Clarence Carter’s **Strokin’** was playing. \*\* It’s happened. The laptop was set on “random”. It _was_ tough. Albeit very hilarious 😉 ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/44 "2003-02-17T17:01:28Z")
Well one morning while me and my guy were watching cartoons we decided to get a little randy. In the middle of it I realize they’re playing the Rabbit of Seville one where Bugs Bunny is in it. Trying to get it on while Bugs sings … Welcome to my shop Let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop Daintily…Dain ti ly is very hard. Its mostly the part when he sings daintily. We were cracking up. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/45 "2003-02-17T17:26:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferret Herder \* > \*\*The 1812 Overture - especially the part with the cannons. 🙂 \*\* In a similar, um, vein, my first thought was Ride of the Valkyrie. I’m sure that I’d start singing, “Kill de wabbit, kill de wabbit…” Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/46 "2003-02-17T17:44:32Z")
What about [Hide the Sausage](http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/lyrics_sausage.txt) by Ivor Biggun? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/47 "2003-02-17T18:17:57Z")
“Several hundred species of small furry animals grooving in a cave with a Pict” - Pink Floyd. ---
**Author:** ![ecugrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac8455/32.png) [@ecugrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ecugrad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/48 "2003-02-17T18:53:41Z")
Chuck Berry’s ‘My Ding-A-Ling’? ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/49 "2003-02-17T19:00:09Z")
The Soviet National Anthem. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/50 "2003-02-17T19:18:59Z")
The first song that came into my head was Rod Stewart’s **Do You Think I’m Sexy** , but then, I’m old. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/51 "2003-02-17T19:42:03Z")
This actually happened to me: somewhat intoxicated, fooling around with this guy, listening to the radio, when “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?” came on. We started laughing our asses off. Didn’t ruin the mood permanently, just suspended it for the duration. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/52 "2003-02-17T20:04:49Z")
The theme from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood ---
**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/53 "2003-02-17T20:10:17Z")
“How do you like me now?” by Toby Keith “I did it my way” by Frank Sinatra ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/54 "2003-02-17T20:15:38Z")
“Havin’ My Baby.” ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/55 "2003-02-17T20:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kallessa \* > \*\*The first song that came into my head was Rod Stewart’s **Do You Think I’m Sexy** , but then, I’m old. \*\* You ain’t kiddin’, that was what, like the third video ever shown on MTV back on their first day in '81? Right after the Buggles “Video Killed the Radio Star” and Pat Benatar’s “Special”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/56 "2003-02-17T20:41:59Z")
Everyone sing along! _“On the goo-oo-ood ship, Lollypop!”_ On second thought, that might be fun… You know, there’s simply too many songs for this. _“There’s a pyramid in my head, there’s one underneath my bed…”_ Somehow, _Sympathy for the Devil_ seems an appropriate song for casual sex; _“Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name”_ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/57 "2003-02-18T02:33:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ecugrad \* > \*\*Chuck Berry’s ‘My Ding-A-Ling’? \*\* I cannot believe I am going to admit this in a public forum but hell, you guys know plenty of dirt on me already. That very song was playing in the background when I lost my virgintiy. Is it any wonder I’m as screwed up as I am? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/58 "2003-02-19T07:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face if Clarence Carter’s **Strokin’** was playing. \*\* Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooohhhhhhh shit, Clarence Carter. Back in my stripper days, a girl calling herself Sally couldn’t get through a set without dancing to this song. The first song that flashed into my mind was “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/59 "2003-02-19T11:33:15Z")
**Boogie in Your Butt** by Eddie Murphy. A friend of mine once told me about the time when he and his girlfriend were gettin’ frisky on the floor in front of the TV while Ren and Stimpy was on. Just as they were getting a good rhythm going, the “Happy Happy Joy Joy” song came on. Yes, you guessed it; they were boffing to the beat. Until they succombed to hysterics. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-could-not-have-sex-to-without-cracking-up/155530/60 "2003-02-19T14:46:00Z")
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