# Songs you turn the volume aaaaaall the way up for

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-turn-the-volume-aaaaaall-the-way-up-for/277844>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 3, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-turn-the-volume-aaaaaall-the-way-up-for/277844 "2004-12-03T03:33:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-you-turn-the-volume-aaaaaall-the-way-up-for/277844/61 "2004-12-04T03:08:43Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> (Incredibly long list follows)
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> So, you don’t really use the volume control at all, do you, VunderBob? The volume control isn’t even a knob to you, is it? It’s just a dot, a dot so far in the distance that you can’t see it at all once you’ve cranked that sucker to the max. Eh? Eh? Eh?
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> I bet you crank Sarah Fucking McLaughlin to the max. I bet you crank Sinead O’Conner to the max! (OK, “Zombies” OUGHTTA be cranked to the max, but other than that and a few others).
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> I bet you crank Manfuckinghattan DamnTransfer to the max. Doncha?

Nice try, but I really do burn CDs for the Family Truckster, and it does have a real knob on the in-dash stereo. The only Sinead O’Connor tune I have, let alone crank, is the version of “Mother” she did with Roger Waters.

Don’t mess with my geezer rock, **EvilCaptor**.

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