# Songs you'd love to hear in a porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213 "2003-10-02T21:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/1 "2003-10-02T21:26:30Z")
The title pretty much says it all. I got the idea watching Family Guy where John Williams wins a Woodie for best composer for a porno. So for that, I nominate John Williams’s “Duel of the Fates” (Episode One, the big fight scene between Maul, Obi-Wan, and Qui-gon). ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/2 "2003-10-02T21:40:28Z")
“Baby Elephant Walk” by Henry Mancini, from _Hatari_. ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/3 "2003-10-02T21:49:18Z")
“Saber Dance.” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/4 "2003-10-02T21:57:01Z")
Afternoon Delight Also, The Humpty Dance. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/5 "2003-10-02T23:05:05Z")
“Girl, you’ll be a woman soon.” ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/6 "2003-10-02T23:29:55Z")
“Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick” ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/7 "2003-10-03T00:08:30Z")
“Everybody To The Limit” ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/8 "2003-10-03T00:30:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xgxlx \* > \*\*I nominate John Williams’s “Duel of the Fates” (Episode One, the big fight scene between Maul, Obi-Wan, and Qui-gon). \*\* That was nerdy, but I can do better. The ‘fight’ theme from the original Star Trek series (like when Spock and Kirk were fighting) Check and mate. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/9 "2003-10-03T00:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St\_Ides \* > **…the original Star Trek series (like when Spock and Kirk were fighting)** “Amok Time” was the episode. ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/10 "2003-10-03T01:21:16Z")
I thougth of that _Family Guy_ episode when I saw this thread and that is the type of music I would like to hear. Or perhaps a Danny Elfman soundtrack. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/11 "2003-10-03T01:28:04Z")
I’d have to go with “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”-- a timeless class by Britney Spears. Oh, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/12 "2003-10-03T01:35:58Z")
“Treat me Right” by Pat Benatar ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/13 "2003-10-03T01:37:45Z")
I think [“Happier”](http://www.lyricsdir.com/g/guster/happier.php) by Guster would be great for gay porn. I find it sad that more lyrics sites have “itch” than “inch” listed as the part of lyric in question. It’s in the liner notes! You think people would check it before posting. ---
**Author:** ![Wumpus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8c91f0/32.png) [@Wumpus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wumpus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/14 "2003-10-03T02:08:59Z")
Uh, “Within You Without You” by the Beatles? ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/15 "2003-10-03T02:21:47Z")
Definitely “The Ride of the Valkyries”. ---
**Author:** ![Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/96bed5/32.png) [@Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fang)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/16 "2003-10-03T02:28:05Z")
Definitely “The Ride of the Valkyries”. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/17 "2003-10-03T03:36:42Z")
I second “Ride of the Valkyries.” Also, maybe “Mars, The Bringer of War,” “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” and all of _The Rite of Spring_. Anything by Frank Zappa. His songs range from appropriate for porn in a bizarre way (“G-Spot Tornado” and some of _Burnt Weeny Sandwich_) to appropriate for the more unique varieties (“Baby, Take Your Teeth Out”), to ridiculously inappropriate for porn (“Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?”). Anything by Devo. ---
**Author:** ![Nanook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nanook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/18 "2003-10-03T03:44:18Z")
Climb Every Mountain. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/19 "2003-10-03T03:51:30Z")
_Carmina Barana_. It’s very orgasmic. ---
**Author:** ![dervinck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@dervinck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dervinck)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/20 "2003-10-03T03:54:31Z")
How about ‘Inside You’ by Frankie Valli? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213.md?page=2)