# Songs you'd love to hear in a porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213 "2003-10-02T21:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/21 "2003-10-03T03:55:22Z")
Sing it with me: Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round… _ad nauseum_\* ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/22 "2003-10-03T04:54:39Z")
“Rock Me Amadeus.” On a slightly more serious note, Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax” would make an ass-shakingly good porno song. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/23 "2003-10-03T05:10:42Z")
_Closer_ by Nine Inch Nails worked for me. On a less-than-serious note, _Foggy Mountain Breakdown._ ---
**Author:** ![kjbrasda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/74df32/32.png) [@kjbrasda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjbrasda)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/24 "2003-10-03T06:41:00Z")
In the Hall of the Mountain King by Grieg ::waits for the jokes:: ---
**Author:** ![Chaco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Chaco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chaco)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/25 "2003-10-03T06:59:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steelerphan \* > **_Closer_ by Nine Inch Nails worked for me.** A, um, friend once saw a porno with that song in it or so he tells me. I would like to hear the theme from Benny Hill in a Porno. (I think it’s called Yakety Sax?) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/26 "2003-10-03T12:06:42Z")
“Dueling Banjos” And that song from “The Sting” ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/27 "2003-10-03T13:41:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fang \* > \*\*Definitely “The Ride of the Valkyries”. \*\* Maybe not porn, but it seemed to work here. (If you’ve never read that thread before, kiss the next hour of your life goodbye.) ---
**Author:** ![Snite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Snite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snite)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/28 "2003-10-03T15:48:14Z")
Insane Clown Posse’s: “Super Balls” “Cotton Candy” and “Bugz on my Nutz”. Funny. Psychopachik Vampire ---
**Author:** ![Nangleator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e19adc/32.png) [@Nangleator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nangleator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/29 "2003-10-03T16:00:11Z")
“I like big butts, and I cannot lie…” Requires good choreography. The Nine Inch Nails song would seriously rock for angry sex. “Dueling Banjos”, Annie-Xmas, would work with two couples, with the males trying to out-perform each other. Of course, none of this quality and innovation is possible in an x-rated movie, for some fucking reason. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/30 "2003-10-03T19:08:13Z")
Well, one good reason is that there’s no way in hell 99% of the artists and/or record labels mentioned so far would grant rights to song usage in a porno. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/31 "2003-10-03T19:20:48Z")
The “Ode to Joy” chorus from Beethoven’s 9th Symphony is tailor-made for a cum shot. ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/32 "2003-10-04T08:11:42Z")
1812 Overture ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/33 "2003-10-04T15:27:23Z")
“The Ride of the Valkyries” was defintely my first thought. “The Entertainer” by Joplin would be fun as well… ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/34 "2003-10-04T15:31:05Z")
I watched a Japanese porno once that used Weird Al Yankovic’s _Phantom Menace_-parody of _American Pie_. Made it a bit difficult to, um… concentrate on the movie. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/35 "2003-10-04T19:13:57Z")
**Momma’s Got a Squeezebox** by the Who. \* It goes in, and out, and in, and out Playin all night And the music’s all right Momma’s got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night!\* ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/36 "2003-10-04T21:24:52Z")
Salt and Peppa - ‘Push it’ ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/37 "2003-10-04T21:49:18Z")
The Doors Backdoor Man ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/38 "2003-10-05T00:25:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*On a slightly more serious note, Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax” would make an ass-shakingly good porno song. \*\* You and Brian De Palma. In “Body Double,” Craig Wasson does Melanie Griffith during a porn shoot to this very song. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/39 "2003-10-05T00:34:26Z")
“Great Gig in the Sky” - Pink Floyd. It’s Orgasmariffic! but I hear it’s already been used. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/40 "2003-10-05T11:13:12Z")
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