# Songs you'd love to hear in a porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 2, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213 "2003-10-02T21:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/41 "2003-10-05T13:56:51Z")
Any relation to Spanish Fly? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/42 "2003-10-05T15:27:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*“Everybody To The Limit” \*\* Certainly gives a new meaning to “Come on fhqwhgads…” ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/43 "2003-10-05T20:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \* > \*\*“Everybody To The Limit” \*\* Fhqwgads?:o ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/44 "2003-10-05T20:11:06Z")
DAMN YOU, MOBO! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Naz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@Naz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naz)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/45 "2003-10-05T21:20:38Z")
I nominate “Chariots of Fire”, that goofy-sounding inspirational song you hear from time to time in TV shows. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CurlyD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@CurlyD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurlyD)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/46 "2003-10-06T00:16:52Z")
I’ll go along with “Mama’s Got a Squeeze Box” and “The Great Gig in the Sky,” but the ultimate has to be “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin. Hell, it has an orgasm right in the middle of the song! ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/47 "2003-10-06T00:41:25Z")
Come on Eileen ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/48 "2003-10-06T00:43:14Z")
**Up For the Down Stroke** by George Clinton. **The Rainbow Connection** from the Muppet Movie. **Alice’s Restaurant** by Arlo Guthrie. That would be a long scene… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/49 "2003-10-06T00:55:06Z")
“Offbeat of the Avenues” by Manhattan Transfer – I just wanna see ‘em try to edit the imagery so it matches the melody of the song “That’s Alright Mama” by Wet Willie because it would be all right "If the House is a Rockin’ then Don’t Bother Knockin’" by Stevie Ray Vaughn for obvious reasons ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/50 "2003-10-06T02:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Naz \* > \*\*I nominate “Chariots of Fire”, that goofy-sounding inspirational song you hear from time to time in TV shows. 🙂 \*\* Oooooo…good idea. Be sure to pair it with slow motion shots. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/51 "2003-10-06T02:50:25Z")
Would “Havin’ My Baby” kill the mood? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/52 "2003-10-08T00:08:03Z")
Well, evidently it could kill the mood _and_ the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/53 "2003-10-08T04:52:02Z")
But wait, this is a subject whose depth we have just begun to, uh plumb. How about… **Lightnin’ Strikes** by Lou Christie > [@](#): > > If she’s put together fine and she’s readin’ my mind (Stop!) > I can’t stop (Stop!) I can’t stop myself > (Stop! Stop!) > > Lightnin’s striking again > Lightnin’s striking again and again and again and again and his **Rhapsody in the Rain** > [@](#): > > The windshield wipers seemed to say > “Together - together - together - together” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/54 "2003-10-08T06:51:37Z")
“Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin” by Mojo Nixon. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/55 "2003-10-08T16:18:06Z")
“Old McDonald had a farm…” Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/56 "2003-10-08T16:41:02Z")
“Eye of the Tiger” Think about the opening beats…oh yeah…nothing says “hot sweet luvin” like some good old-fashioned Cold War boxing songs! ---
**Author:** ![Angler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Angler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/57 "2003-10-08T17:04:21Z")
“Night and Day” written by Cole Porter - performed by thousands, living & dead … mostly dead so nobody will be offended. 🙂 “Call Me” written by …I think Burt Bachrach. (I’m probably wrong & spelling his name incorrectly to boot.) “Girl You’ll Be a Woman Soon” written & performed by Neil Diamond. Cheers, Angler ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/58 "2003-10-08T23:54:04Z")
Anything at all with either a kazoo or a ukelele. Preferably both. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213/59 "2003-10-09T06:57:58Z")
“Tied To The Whipping Post” by the Allman Bros. “Smack My Bitch Up” by Prodigy “Necrophiliac” by Slayer I watch some twisted porn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/songs-youd-love-to-hear-in-a-porn/205213.md?page=2)