# Soon you shall call me master

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 24, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838 "2012-04-24T20:22:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838/21 "2012-04-25T18:21:24Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> But the big question, is just what are you a Master of?  
> Lsura, yet another Master.

MBA – Master of Bein’ Awesome!

Just kidding, It’s a degree in IT Management.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838/22 "2012-04-25T18:22:18Z")

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You’ve got a Master’s in “have you already turned it off and back on again”? 😉

**Knead**  
Master’s in “that’ll be due back in three weeks”

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838/23 "2012-04-25T18:53:39Z")

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I CALL NO MAN MASTER

If thats ok with you I.G of course…!

Look I only said that cos my friends were watching, I didn’t mean it.

I’ll give you my lunch money when they’ve gone.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-shall-call-me-master/619838/24 "2012-04-25T19:56:51Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> You’ve got a Master’s in “have you already turned it off and back on again”? 😉
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> **Knead**  
> Master’s in “that’ll be due back in three weeks”

I’m already fairly proficient in that part of the job, **Knead** , hopefully I can parlay the degree into a position where I am more of a “relationship manager” for the team.

> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> I CALL NO MAN MASTER
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> If thats ok with you I.G of course…!
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> Look I only said that cos my friends were watching, I didn’t mean it.
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> I’ll give you my lunch money when they’ve gone.

I’m not going to take your lunch money, **Lust4Life**. I like your name, it reminds me of the best, jazziest song about heroin addiction that’s used for cruise ship advertisements that I’ve ever heard.

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