# Soon you will see my pain **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2021, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730 "2021-05-23T09:06:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/61 "2021-05-24T15:24:02Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Gjetost I looked this up. Apparently it has the consistency of fudge, and tastes like caramel, but it’s 100% cheese. W… T… F…?! 😲 It might be awesome but it sounds terrifying. The Cheese That Should Not Be. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/62 "2021-05-24T16:09:05Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > it has the consistency of fudge It has been a long time, but I recall it has the consistency of fudge that has been dragged across the landward side of the beach (i.e., slightly gritty) and the color of that thing you scraped off your shoe or that unidentifiable thing that has been at the back of the third shelf of the fridge since Labor Day. I understand it is supposed to be paired with fruit – probably drupes rather than berries. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/63 "2021-05-24T16:11:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Ok, folks. I’m not going to report this, and may be accused of Junior Modding (won’t be the first time), but this is going off into a weird, creepy direction. Point taken. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/64 "2021-05-24T16:15:13Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Ok, folks. I’m not going to report this, and may be accused of Junior Modding (won’t be the first time), but this is going off into a weird, creepy direction. It’s been fun and whimsical, but let’s cool it before someone loses an eye. I almost reported it if it makes you feel any better. I have no idea what BBQ rules are though. I know we have decent folks here who don’t mean any harm (and a few total dipshits!) I’m a bit worried for the OP, but they’re also really new to the site so it could just as easily be trolling. And yeah, we’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/65 "2021-05-24T16:17:58Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Ok, folks. I’m not going to report this, and may be accused of Junior Modding (won’t be the first time), but this is going off into a weird, creepy direction. What’s so weird about gjetost (don’t answer that!)? I’ve loved the stuff for years. On its own it’s a bit soapy, and you need plenty of spit in your mouth before you insert it. But apart from that, it’s fine. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/66 "2021-05-24T16:24:16Z")
> [@its\_the\_daddy](#): > > What’s so weird about gjetost (don’t answer that!)? You are bad. In a good way. > [@](#): > > …you need plenty of spit in your mouth before you insert it… Not going to touch that with a 10-foot pole. > [@eschereal](#): > > It has been a long time, but I recall it has the consistency of fudge that has been dragged across the landward side of the beach (i.e., slightly gritty) and the color of that thing you scraped off your shoe or that unidentifiable thing that has been at the back of the third shelf of the fridge since Labor Day. I understand it is supposed to be paired with fruit – probably drupes rather than berries. One question: WHEN were you in my fridge? 😱 ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/67 "2021-05-24T16:31:08Z")
Have you tried an [analgesic suppository](https://www.medicinenet.com/diclofenac-rectal_suppository/article.htm)? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/68 "2021-05-24T16:32:18Z")
One time I opened the vegetable drawer and found my mom had grown the most awesome mold on a set aside slice of green pepper. It had little brown sporeheads about 2mm in diameter on 2cm-tall white stalks. I have not had a chance to replicate the experiment because green peppers have never not triggered my gag reflex. ---
**Author:** ![Rhodes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhodes/32/273_2.png) [@Rhodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhodes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/69 "2021-05-24T16:46:44Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > One time I opened the vegetable drawer and found my mom … I’m sure it happens to everyone from time to time. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/70 "2021-05-24T16:50:08Z")
For my next trick, I shall _produce_ one of my parents … Genetically modified, using CRISPR. Lettuce begin. done ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/71 "2021-05-24T16:51:57Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > One time I opened the vegetable drawer and found my mom… Jeffrey Dahmer? I heard you wuz dead. ---
**Author:** ![Rhodes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhodes/32/273_2.png) [@Rhodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhodes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/72 "2021-05-24T16:52:51Z")
I see now that I should have said “thyme to thyme”. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/73 "2021-05-24T16:53:10Z")
It’s obvious you don’t carrot all to elevate the level of discourse on this board. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/74 "2021-05-24T16:54:25Z")
Not at my paltry wages. If I were on celery, OTOH, … okay, obviously I was _not_ done ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/75 "2021-05-24T17:04:55Z")
> [@bump](#): > > Have you tried an [analgesic suppository](https://www.medicinenet.com/diclofenac-rectal_suppository/article.htm)? Wow. Never heard of those. Definitely something to tuck away for future reference. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/76 "2021-05-24T17:07:10Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Definitely something to tuck away Keep it in your prison wallet. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/77 "2021-05-24T17:13:47Z")
I swear a punfest will turnip will the slightest provocation of the basil elements here. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/78 "2021-05-24T17:48:07Z")
Are you receding yet? Do your hands feel like two balloons too? [My hand feels like a balloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-hand-feels-like-a-balloon/942766) If you get that feeling once again, do not explain, I would not understand. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/79 "2021-05-24T17:50:14Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I looked this up. Apparently it has the consistency of fudge, and tastes like caramel, but it’s 100% cheese. > > W… T… F…?! 😲 > > It might be awesome but it sounds terrifying. The Cheese That Should Not Be. Your source is wrong. It’s called cheese and your everyman, at least if Norwegian, might argue it’s cheese, but it’s absolutely debatable whether it’s cheese or not. It’s made in a manner utterly unlike cheese. It’s mainly cream and caramelized lactose, very little casein. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730/80 "2021-05-24T18:09:09Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Norwegian Gjetost is quite interesting when one is stoned. You put a piece in your mouth, let it slowly melt, and the flavor seems to change about seventeen or twenty times before it is gone. Heck, that’s how I experience it when I’m not stoned. I have two blocks of it right now in my cheese cave. It’s delicious!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soon-you-will-see-my-pain/942730.md?page=5)