# Soooo... Wicker (Film)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 1, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083 "2026-08-01T14:31:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/21 "2026-08-04T12:45:29Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Suffice to say, the thorny issue of mere wicker sexbots is definitely addressed.

LOL ISWYDT

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/22 "2026-08-06T12:45:27Z")

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So it looks like Hollywood has discovered the “Monster Fucker Romantasy” genre. God help us all.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/23 "2026-08-06T13:11:39Z")

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No, _Wicker_ is definitely more in the sexbot-fucking category than monster-fucking, even if the sexbot is fairytale low-tech. Hollywood had already discovered that genre with _Ex Machina_ and doubtless long before.

Although _Wicker_ is, as I noted, maybe the first notable **male** sexbot in film. (_Pace_ @MrDibble’s valid observation that at least in the short story the character ends up being more than a sexbot, but that’s definitely the context of its creation.)

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/24 "2026-08-06T13:14:52Z")

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That ship sailed in, at the very least, 2017 with **The Shape of Water**.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/25 "2026-08-06T13:25:12Z")

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Oh, good catch. And of course if you count Dracula as a monster… although I’m not sure whether Monster-Fucking Romantasy as a genre is presuming consent/agency on the part of the female human monsterfucker, as opposed to being seduced/raped by an evil predator, which is more Dracula’s MO.

Even if we require female agency and consent, though, there’s arguably already been some of that in film in _Galaxy Quest_, not to mention _Earth Girls Are Easy_ and _Starman_, depending on whether a humanoid disguise for the monster/alien is considered disqualifying. (And whether e-t aliens count as monsters in the first place.)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/26 "2026-08-06T13:32:01Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> That ship sailed in, at the very least, 2017 with **The Shape of Water**.

Can’t argue with that.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/27 "2026-08-06T15:32:29Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> So it looks like Hollywood has discovered the “Monster Fucker Romantasy” genre. God help us all.

You say that as if it’s a _bad_ thing.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soooo-wicker-film/1032083/28 "2026-08-06T19:32:45Z")

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So, in the end, the townfolk’s jealousy overcomes them, and they burn poor Woody Wood Pecker to ashes.

And at the end, we see a small sprout growing from the ashes, and it… HAS A TINY FACE! [scream!]

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