# Soprano's credit: Marie Donato 2 to 5/7 to 9

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, hbomax-wb-dc\
**Created:** [May 31, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136 "2001-05-31T22:26:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![djbdjb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@djbdjb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djbdjb)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/1 "2001-05-31T22:26:52Z")

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This strange credit appears after some Soprano’s episodes (one such is #31). What is “2 to 5/7 to 9”, a character’s name? I have searched for Marie Donato and get some hits on this person joining show, but no mention of her character’s name. The [http://www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com) listing for the show does not have a credit for her. The strangeness of the “character name” was making me wonder if this is some sort of “Alan Smithee” thing.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/2 "2001-05-31T22:43:32Z")

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Didn’t find an answer (I’m sorry to say the Sopranos message board at [hbo.com](http://hbo.com) is not searchable), but here’s some background info:

> [@](#):
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> _Originally published at [http://detnews.com/2000/entertainment/0008/17/a02-106819.htm](http://detnews.com/2000/entertainment/0008/17/a02-106819.htm)_
> 
> **Homemaker wins role on 'Sopranos’**  
> Marie Donato, whose only acting experience was in an elementary school Christmas play, beat 28,000 would-be actors vying to appear in The Sopranos. Donato, 50, a grandmother of three, tagged along with a friend to the auditions that created a, well, mob scene last month in Harrison, N.J. She mainly hoped to get a glimpse of one of the cast members from the popular HBO series about a Mafia family. She wasn’t interviewed. All she did was toss a picture into a box. The casting company called back. “I’m an Italian-looking person,” Donato says. “Honest and sincere. Very straightforward. If anybody knows me, they know I’ll say what I think, right off.” Donato shot one episode of the show last week, and had some dialogue. She may appear on more episodes.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/3 "2001-05-31T22:56:07Z")

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I’m sorry, I meant to make clear that the background information was intended for other posters who might have info to offer. I did see in the OP where you probably came across this info yourself. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/4 "2001-05-31T23:10:18Z")

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The page on the HBO site for [Episode 31](http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/insidersguide/episode/sea3/ep31/) gives the role as “2To5/7To9”. But the page for [Episode 28](http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/insidersguide/episode/sea3/ep28/) gives it as “2To **4** /7To9”.

The plot thickens…

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/5 "2001-06-03T05:44:48Z")

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I have no “proof” to offer, just hearsay. But a co-worker of mine, who’s a HUGE Sopranos’ fan (has a picture of a bunch of cast members, autographed by a dozen or so actors), told me a story that a “regular person off the street” got a bit part in the Sopranos, playing “Johnny Sack’s wife”.

I don’t recall offhand, and don’t have the episodes on tape: did the character in question appear on these two episodes? I only recall one reference to the wife: where Tony questions Johnny Sack on why Sack moved to Jersey and didn’t tell Tony. Sack’s response was that he did so because the wife wanted it (I don’t recall if the wife made an on screen appearance, though)

I do note that the Johnny Sack character appeared in both episodes where Ms. Donato guests. So maybe that’s something.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/6 "2001-06-03T11:19:46Z")

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I watched a bunch of _Sopranos_ episodes on Friday trying to help with this question.

That’s a good lead, **DRY** but I don’t think it will play out. Johnny Sack’s wife makes an appearance in “He Is Risen,” but there is no credit for the mystery character given on that episode. I don’t remember the wife appearing at all in episode 31. In fact I watched 31 with what I like to think of as my thinking cap on and my eyes wide, but I didn’t see a single speaking role I couldn’t identify or any prominent non-speaking roles. I’m frankly befuddled at this point. I haven’t reviewed episode 28 yet, but I expect that to be full of people I don’t recognize, what with the funeral and all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/7 "2001-06-03T19:56:53Z")

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Just finished watching episode 28. The only person with a significant role who I didn’t recognize is the lady in the wheelchair, who is identified both in the dialogue and the credits as “Fanny.”

Still at a loss.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/8 "2001-06-04T06:14:54Z")

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**KneadToKnow** , if you really, well, you know, then try writing the guy on this page:

[http://www.jeffreywernick.com/index.html](http://www.jeffreywernick.com/index.html)

(there’s an e-mail link on the right side of the page, 2/3 of the way down)

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**Author:** ![djbdjb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@djbdjb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djbdjb)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/9 "2001-06-04T20:58:58Z")

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maybe we could e-mail the guy who runs the web site mentioned and ask him. If somebody does (I will wait a while before doing it since someone may already have), notify this thread so we don’t ask multiple times

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/10 "2001-06-04T21:08:47Z")

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That sounds like a good idea, **djbdjb**. I’ll leave that honor to you, as you are the OP, after all. 🙂

One thing to note, though: as Wernick says on his home page, he’s on hiatus, so it may be a while before he gets around to answering.

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**Author:** ![djbdjb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@djbdjb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djbdjb)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/11 "2001-06-05T00:16:29Z")

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Well I submitted our question to JW. I’m not sure what kind of answer we will get. As I look more closely at that site, I am starting to doubt that JW is a real person. Could JW be a character who appears on a TV show that Tony and others watch on the Soprano’s? I remember one such scene, but my memory does not match the screen shot (of a news desk) shown at [http://www.jeffreywernick.com/cmp/about\_bio.html](http://www.jeffreywernick.com/cmp/about_bio.html)

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/12 "2001-06-05T00:30:32Z")

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Welcome to the wonderful world of satire, where one never knows. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/13 "2001-06-05T03:47:19Z")

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OK, I’m going to throw out my WAG.

I think it refers to viewing hours at a funeral home.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/14 "2001-06-05T07:34:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by djbdjb \*  
> \*\*Well I submitted our question to JW. I’m not sure what kind of answer we will get. As I look more closely at that site, I am starting to doubt that JW is a real person. Could JW be a character who appears on a TV show that Tony and others watch on the Soprano’s? I remember one such scene, but my memory does not match the screen shot (of a news desk) shown at [http://www.jeffreywernick.com/cmp/about\_bio.html](http://www.jeffreywernick.com/cmp/about_bio.html) \*\*

I believe this is correct (that Wernicke is a character). However, I’m guessing that the website is, in fact, run by a dedicated Sopranos fan, so we may yet get an answer. (Frankly, if I were running a Sopranos website, I’d rather call myself “Paulie Walnuts” or “Christoper Moltisanti” than Jeffery Wernick, but to each his own.)

By the way, this site is where I got an answer about the “stugats” question from awhile back.

Finally, I’d have e-mailed the guy on my own, but the problem is, the computer that I use to surf the net DOES NOT have my e-mail access. Sucks when you see something on the SDMB (or wherever) and want to e-mail someone about it.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/15 "2001-06-05T08:00:27Z")

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I’m going to second SmackFu’s guess. Those are pretty standard visiting hours for a funeral home. I don’t watch the show (give me some concrete shoes and drop me in the river), but did there happen to be a funeral during the episode? Maybe she was a guest there.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/16 "2001-06-05T14:43:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DMC \*  
> (give me some concrete shoes and drop me in the river)

(Sings along with Billy Big-Mouth Bass)  
Take me to the ri-ver  
Drop me in the wa-ter  
(Cracks up) 😃

Yes, there are funerals in both episodes. That’s as good a guess as I can come up with.

By the way, I think Johnny Sack’s wife is “Ginny Sacrimoni,” but that’s a guess, too. I’m loathe to watch [episode 30](http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/insidersguide/episode/sea3/ep30/) again. That rape scene is just too much to bear.

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/17 "2001-06-06T00:58:18Z")

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I don’t know if this makes sense, since my tape collection is incomplete and I can’t look at the episodes and see for myself, but in the episodes with the “2 to 5/7 to 9” reference, were there flashbacks of Tony and/or Janice as children? If so, could “2 to 5” and “7 to 9” refer to the age range of the characters in the flashbacks, and to the actors portraying them? If not, I kind of like that “funeral parlor hours” theory.

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/18 "2001-06-06T01:11:51Z")

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Damn. I just checked those links and I hereby withdraw my theory. Sorry. (Blushing with embarrassment)

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**Author:** ![Shiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/19 "2001-06-06T01:36:00Z")

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A WHOIS on [http://www.jeffreywernick.com](http://www.jeffreywernick.com) shows that HBO owns the domain.

> [@](#):
>
> Registrant:  
> HOME BOX OFFICE (JEFFREYWERNICK-DOM)  
> 1100 Avenue of the Americas  
> NEW YORK, NY 10036  
> US
> 
> ```
> Domain Name: JEFFREYWERNICK.COM
> 
> Administrative Contact, Billing Contact:
> HOME BOX OFFICE (J7109-OR) annemarie.hogan@hbo.com
> HOME BOX OFFICE
> 1100 Avenue of the Americas
> NEW YORK, NY 10036
> US
> 2125121675 fax: 2125125793
> Technical Contact:
> Probst, Bruce (BP704) probst_bruce@HBO.COM
> Home Box Office
> 1100 Avenue of the Americas
> New York, NY 10036
> (212) 512-1306
> 
> Record last updated on 04-Jun-2001.
> Record expires on 29-Dec-2001.
> Record created on 29-Dec-2000.
> Database last updated on 5-Jun-2001 11:41:00 EDT.
> 
> Domain servers in listed order:
> 
> NS-01A.ANS.NET 199.221.47.7
> NS-01B.ANS.NET 199.221.47.8
> NS-02A.ANS.NET 207.24.245.179
> NS-02B.ANS.NET 207.24.245.178
> 
> ```

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**Author:** ![ROCKZILLA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@ROCKZILLA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ROCKZILLA)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2021, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sopranos-credit-marie-donato-2-to-5-7-to-9/67136/20 "2021-10-23T17:19:29Z")

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She’s called that because she never misses a wake. She’s in 3 or 4 episodes. The complete breakdown can be found [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/comments/6oqrh9/2_to_5_7_to_9_one_of_my_favorite_subtle_details/)

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