# Sorority girl's warning letter to sisters goes viral - It's epic **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104 "2013-04-19T04:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/161 "2013-04-22T23:46:11Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I know who her twitter reminds me off, a young Ann Coulter! Also a Delta Gamma, btw. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/162 "2013-04-22T23:50:24Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Also a Delta Gamma, btw. 🙂 coincidence? I think not ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/163 "2013-04-22T23:50:35Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m tempted to nominate Jane Lynch to read it, but that might be typecasting. Or maybe Roseanne Barr/Arnold, except that I can’t stand her voice. Let’s go with Reese Witherspoon. Still too typecast-y. Barbara Bush. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/164 "2013-04-22T23:55:04Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I fucking love this girl. I would hang out with her if she weren’t 19 years old. This is my favorite part: “I don’t give a fuck if **you SOR me** , I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.” 😕 Does that mean “we’re both members of the same sorority”? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/165 "2013-04-23T00:16:26Z")
I’m guessing it’s some bureaucratic process for reporting student misbehaviour. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/166 "2013-04-23T00:21:18Z")
Sigourney Weaver could put the fear of impending doom into a house full of sorority girls. Ditto Helen Mirren. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/167 "2013-04-23T00:36:34Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Because of course there’s no difference between a _ **woman** _ threatening to “cuntpunt” other _women_ for being cockblocks and a _ **MAN** _ threatening to “cuntpunt” \*women \*for being cockblocks (which is your hypothetical) :rolleyes: In other words, you agree with me, right? We _would_ be having a very different conversation if a male Fraternity Drama King sent exactly that letter, and he _would_ get strung up in the quad by a body part that Sorority Drama Queen doesn’t even have. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/168 "2013-04-23T01:09:05Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 > > Does that mean “we’re both members of the same sorority”? I was puzzled too. **Mean Old Lady** specified that as her favorite part, so presumably she understands. I looked up SOR at UrbanDictionary, and the top definition was “Sorry.” But… at an acronym site, buried among 30 possibilities was “Sex Offenders Registry” which seemed promising. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/169 "2013-04-23T01:23:36Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > I looked up SOR at UrbanDictionary, and the top definition was “Sorry.” More specifically, a half-felt one. So if you go up to crazy sorority chick and say, “oh, I went to the Gamma Beta party, so, like, Sors,” SHE WILL ASSAULT YOU. Or maybe she doesn’t care if you put her on the sex offender registry for assaulting her. That works too. ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/170 "2013-04-23T02:15:40Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > Michael Shannon does a pretty good [job…](http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter) 100% agree. He nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/171 "2013-04-23T02:57:02Z")
I still want to see Christopher Walken read it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/172 "2013-04-23T20:53:48Z")
Gary Oldman? Jack Nicholson? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/173 "2013-04-23T21:00:47Z")
Shit out of ruck? Ya’ know, like a bad fake Japanese accent. ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/174 "2013-04-23T21:37:35Z")
How about Mr. T? This chick is (if the pictures are to be believed) hot and she probably gets away with this kind of treatment all the time. She’d be fun in short spurts but I’d never want to be good friends with her. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/175 "2013-04-24T20:44:13Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > I was puzzled too. **Mean Old Lady** specified that as her favorite part, so presumably she understands. I looked up SOR at UrbanDictionary, and the top definition was “Sorry.” > > But… at an acronym site, buried among 30 possibilities was “Sex Offenders Registry” which seemed promising. Just shorthand for soror, no? Anywho, I just liked the “And don’t try to approach me sympathetically. I will hit you!” bit. Welp, now that this girl’s 5 minutes are over, I patiently await the next meltdown for the internet to gawk at. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/176 "2013-04-24T21:46:47Z")
Just a quick question: What does she mean when she mentions how some of her sisters might take umbrage and SOR her? Is that some sort internal report-and-complaint system? Beyond that–I know that going Greek is a major commitment, but it’s not supposed to be like a _religion,_ is it? Students generally are highly apt to have friends on the opposing team in an intramural event. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/177 "2013-04-24T21:52:26Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > Just a quick question: What does she mean when she mentions how some of her sisters might take umbrage and SOR her? Is that some sort internal report-and-complaint system? > > Beyond that–I know that going Greek is a major commitment, but it’s not supposed to be like a _religion,_ is it? Students generally are highly apt to have friends on the opposing team in an intramural event. Oh never mind: [Other thread on this exact question.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688835) ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/178 "2013-04-25T15:53:36Z")
Well, this surprises no one, [she’s out of her frat](http://www.policymic.com/articles/37699/rebecca-martinson-sorority-girl-who-wrote-viral-email-leaves-delta-gamma/483689). I don’t think I saw anybody here link to this [earlier analysis of how the email confirms greek campus life promotes rape culture.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kim-simon/how-the-delta-gamma-email-promotes-rape-culture_b_3112635.html) ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/179 "2013-04-25T16:47:51Z")
> [@Ponderoid](#): > > I don’t think I saw anybody here link to this [earlier analysis of how the email confirms greek campus life promotes rape culture.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kim-simon/how-the-delta-gamma-email-promotes-rape-culture_b_3112635.html) But But, that is NOT what she meant at all. She just meant her sorority sisters were supposed to talk to their match up. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104/180 "2013-04-25T18:53:13Z")
This article confirms her identity and that she’s out of the sorority. > **['This email should never have been sent': Sorority girl who sent furious rant...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2314752/Sorority-girl-Rebecca-Martinson-sent-furious-email-rant-fellow-sisters-resigns-Delta-Gamma.html)** > > Rebecca Martison, the sorority girl who sent the widely-publicized furious email to her sisters threatening to 'c\*\*\* punt' them, has resigned from Delta Gamma. She’s a drama queen for sure. I see a lot of humorous snark in her writing but she really had a major meltdown in that email. She’s probably not that bad in everyday life. Or maybe she is exactly like her writing? 😃 I hope not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorority-girls-warning-letter-to-sisters-goes-viral-its-epic/656104.md?page=10)