# Sorry, but I gotta say **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736 "2001-11-11T05:19:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Has\_anyone\_seen\_my\_pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cdc98d/32.png) [@Has\_anyone\_seen\_my\_pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Has_anyone_seen_my_pants)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/1 "2001-11-11T05:19:57Z")
You’re a bunch of guys without a glimmer of of a hope of even a bit of a life. I’ve been watching chnnnellll cinemax. I hate to say it. But, on the broader terms: Life! Bla-blaaa… But would YOU defend the right for “that guy” to express himself… with your very LIFE?!! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/2 "2001-11-11T05:21:58Z")
I remember my first beer… ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/3 "2001-11-11T05:26:52Z")
At least I know where my pants are. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/4 "2001-11-11T05:40:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Has anyone seen my pants? I think that’s the _least_ of your problems, bub. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/5 "2001-11-11T06:08:24Z")
Huh, so it is possible to be too drunk to even be able to troll correctly… ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/6 "2001-11-11T07:27:58Z")
What a waste of bandwidth. Can we get a mod over here? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/7 "2001-11-11T09:29:19Z")
Believe me, we’re just as sorry as you are. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/8 "2001-11-11T10:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re a bunch of guys without a glimmer of of a hope of even a bit of a life. Correction: I’m just _one_ guy. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/9 "2001-11-11T11:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > You’re a bunch of guys without a glimmer of of a hope of even a bit of a life. > > Correction: I’m just _one_ guy. \*\* Is _that_ what they’ve been telling you??? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/10 "2001-11-11T11:45:04Z")
In betwixt the "Ewww!"s and the "Fuck off, dipstick!"s, yeah. They usually say it while stifling a laugh, though. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/11 "2001-11-11T12:19:23Z")
So when this joker inevitably gets thrown roughly out of the side door into the alley, do we throw his pants out after him? Or do we just cut them up and use them to polish the silverware? ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/12 "2001-11-11T12:45:42Z")
Can anyone make sense of what he is saying? His other posts haven’t been like this. Perhaps he was trying to see what public reation would be…Or maybe he is just drunk. * * * Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons! ~Only 12 hours until I am hanging with Better Than Ezra! ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/13 "2001-11-11T13:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \* > \*\*So when this joker inevitably gets thrown roughly out of the side door into the alley, do we throw his pants out after him? > > Or do we just cut them up and use them to polish the silverware? \*\* We pull them over his head and throw him a blanket party, like they did in Full Metal Jacket. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/14 "2001-11-11T13:20:53Z")
He must have been drinking all of the bong water, with a pickle juice chaser.😃 :wally: ---
**Author:** ![Agent0069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Agent0069](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent0069)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/15 "2001-11-11T14:33:44Z")
::Slight correction…I’m not even a guy! And I vote we keep his pants…let him walk around pantless and get picked up for indecent exposure 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/16 "2001-11-12T03:35:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Has anyone seen my pants? \* > \*\*You’re a bunch of guys without a glimmer of of a hope of even a bit of a life. > > I’ve been watching chnnnellll cinemax. I hate to say it. > But, on the broader terms: Life! > > Bla-blaaa… > But would YOU defend the right for “that guy” to express himself… with your very LIFE?!! \*\* A good reason why some people should never post drunk. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-but-i-gotta-say/92736/17 "2001-11-12T03:54:08Z")
\*\*Mod thing: \*\* Mother o’ pearl. **BLAM!** Apologies to those caught by (ahem!) spraying matter. Rake the big chunks outta yer hair and free drinks at the bar. Take a few empties on your way, okay? Veb etc. for the SDMB