# Sorry Manny, another poop question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 19, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557 "2003-03-19T15:08:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![TGWATY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@TGWATY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TGWATY)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/41 "2003-03-24T20:25:50Z")

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I don’t have never experienced this myself during the night, but I often find in the morning that a **daemon** has left a core dump. Worse, it has not been debugged yet! :eek:

Compile, link, flush. Repeat. Don’t forget to wipe.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/42 "2003-03-25T02:37:36Z")

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Hey kids, here’s yet another fine experiment to try.

Spend an evening feeding your honey with lots and lots of good old beans. Then when you’re tucked up in bed together, give your honey a great big hug. What comes out? Lots of gas but no poop.

The next evening, fill up your honey with lots of beer. Then when you’re tucked up in bed together, give your honey a great big hug. What comes out? Lots of pee.

See, when your honey is full up, a bit of gas can let go before any poop comes out, but thair ain’t no air in pee.

Aren’t experiments fun!

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**Author:** ![yme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/35a633/32.png) [@yme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yme)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/43 "2003-03-25T19:19:44Z")

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My toilet is currently running in LBA mode. There is always compatibility issues and IRQ errors whenever I drop and ATA100.

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**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/44 "2003-03-25T19:34:22Z")

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LOL

Glad to see I’m not the only geek here 🙂

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**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/45 "2003-03-25T19:35:32Z")

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ROTFLMAO\*  
I can’t believe I read the whole thing!😃

IDBB

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/46 "2003-03-25T21:49:36Z")

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\<–My 'blog(in case anybody cares)

Nope – No time for that now, Billy! We’re busy talkin’ Geek Poop!! Keep it comin’ (metaphorically speaking).

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/47 "2003-03-25T22:02:09Z")

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I must be behind the times, technology-wise. I just crap out the window.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/48 "2003-03-26T13:14:52Z")

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For more than one reason, I hate to use the word “link” in a thread like this… but I can’t believe nobody has mentioned [this](http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html) yet.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/49 "2003-03-26T13:24:23Z")

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You know, I tried not opening this thread. I really did. For TWO DAYS I didn’t open this thread. . .

You people are mental.

😛

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**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/50 "2003-03-26T13:36:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I must be behind the times, technology-wise. I just crap out the window.

Yeah, I have to do that sometimes as well but take a tip from me. Always open the net curtains first, I once forgot to do this when I awoke in a sleepy state and the next thing I knew there was an irate man knocking on my door, who although usually bald appearred to have just sprouted a set of slick looking dreadlocks.

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**Author:** ![yme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/35a633/32.png) [@yme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yme)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/51 "2003-03-26T17:36:39Z")

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**Already in Use** , I’m unsure if my USB port is 2.0 compatible.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-manny-another-poop-question/162557/52 "2003-03-27T01:01:36Z")

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A timeless tale of things out the window:  
[http://icg.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/teachslf/milt-par.htm#TALE](http://icg.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/teachslf/milt-par.htm#TALE)

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