# SORRY, there is NO 700th post party.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 21, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084 "2000-05-21T03:37:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/1 "2000-05-21T03:37:35Z")

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Im just going through posts WAY to quickly to celebrate every centenial. I just cant afford it! Im already planning my 1000th however.  
NO BEER!!! _stands in front of the piled kegs in the corner, arms spread_ BACK!

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**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/2 "2000-05-21T03:45:09Z")

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Prosit!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/3 "2000-05-21T03:47:41Z")

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UncleBeer?? Is that you?? **wanders dangerously close**

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**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/4 "2000-05-21T04:52:27Z")

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No relation, sorry. My taxi let me off at the wrong party.  
I was headed for Nacho4Sara’s.

Well, since I’m here, and BYO’d, let’s split a cab and a 6-pack while we both hie over there.

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**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/5 "2000-05-21T15:49:29Z")

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> > **Eat, drink and by merry, for tomorrow you sleep in!**
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> > Escanaba!  
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> Wait a second… I just responded to one of your posts… how do you STILL have only ONE post count!!!  
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Dunno…it came with the hangover.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/6 "2000-05-21T17:52:29Z")

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(OK guys, I’ll distract him, you rush the kegs!)  
Hey B\_Line… C’mere! Look at all these nice _gifts_ we got you!  
Happy 700th!

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**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sorry-there-is-no-700th-post-party/20084/7 "2000-05-21T18:51:55Z")

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I just screwed up **my 100th** by posting here.

Oh well, I still have #700 to look forward to.