# Sould we add Jesus to the cast of Star Trek: Enterprise?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 20, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175 "2004-02-20T07:29:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/41 "2004-02-22T05:49:58Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> What does Mel Gibson know? This was a guy born in the Middle East and he’s portraying him as a blue eyed caucasian. I think \*\*Revtim \*\* might be on to something here.

You’d prefer someone a bit [darker?](http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/230/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/42 "2004-02-22T05:57:10Z")

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Would you eat a chocolate Jesus?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/43 "2004-02-22T09:14:55Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Would you eat a chocolate Jesus?

Apropos of nothing, I recall there was a black comic who joked that he liked to go to Disneyland to see all the white women eating chocolate-covered bananas.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/44 "2004-02-22T09:21:24Z")

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Sexual Chocolate!

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/45 "2004-02-22T09:22:55Z")

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If anyone gives birth to a hand on Enterprise, I will \*SO \* quit watching.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sould-we-add-jesus-to-the-cast-of-star-trek-enterprise/230175/46 "2004-02-22T16:53:34Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> We’ve got Porthos! And Phlox.
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> Vulcans and Xindi.

We’ve got mangos and bananas we can pick right off the tree.  
We’ve got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy games.  
What ain’t we got?  
We ain’t got dames!

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