# Sounds like a Snuff film to me...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168 "2000-08-04T20:33:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![BlockHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BlockHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlockHead)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/1 "2000-08-04T20:33:48Z")

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Bush, Gore & Dickchainey.

Starring John Holmes as the deposed Bill CLinton…  
Marilyn Chambers as The Domonatrix, Hillary  
Ron Jeremy as The Bush-Gore  
And, making his Snuff Film debut: Dickchainey

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**Author:** ![BlockHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BlockHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlockHead)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/2 "2000-08-04T20:34:55Z")

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damn typos. i need an editor

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/3 "2000-08-04T20:47:22Z")

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I presume you’re going to use some _Forrest Gump_ style effects to cast folks who are pushin’ up the daisies. If that’s the case I think Marilyn C. is good but too skinny to play Hillary. The late Trinity Loren might be a better match for her butt.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/4 "2000-08-04T20:59:42Z")

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Waitasecond… Marilyn Chambers is dead?!

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/5 "2000-08-04T21:23:21Z")

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No, John Holmes, something like twelve years ago. The IMDB shows the Ivory Snow girl as still among us.

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**Author:** ![BlockHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@BlockHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlockHead)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/6 "2000-08-04T21:31:36Z")

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He died after developing AIDS.

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**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/7 "2000-08-05T01:26:51Z")

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And I can verify personally that as of this past March, Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy was very much alive! We saw him at EPCOT in Walt Disney World!

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**Author:** ![DAYUIZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@DAYUIZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAYUIZ)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/8 "2000-08-05T06:01:14Z")

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Baglady: I think he meant that John “The King” Holmes died after developing AIDS.

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-like-a-snuff-film-to-me/28168/9 "2000-08-05T08:19:27Z")

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It’s my contention that they ought to make a film about the Clinton administration with an all British cast - Kenneth Branagh as Clinton, Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton, Natasha Richardson as Paula Jones, and Helena Bonham Carter as Monica Lewinsky.
