# Sounds really dirty but isn't. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657 "2017-01-08T21:14:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/1 "2017-01-08T21:14:47Z")
My son saw a video on YouTube of a guy using scissors to cut open a turkey, then salt and cook it and decided he wanted to try to do that. Only with a small chicken. Today he said the chicken was still too frozen to cut. And I said, all innocent like, “I can’t wait to taste my son’s spatchcocked meat.” Go ahead. Top that. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/2 "2017-01-08T21:20:33Z")
People who use telescopes often talk about the size, which is usually in inches. Back in the day, I often referred to my “10 incher”. My friend had a “13 incher”. You kinda had to be careful with these conversations in crowded pubic places. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/3 "2017-01-08T21:24:49Z")
Ran across this just yesterday: [Schytt Glacier, Antarctica.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schytt_Glacier) Named after the Norwegian explorer Stig V. Schytt. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/4 "2017-01-08T22:06:09Z")
An f-hole is the curlicued hole cut into the front of a violin, cello, etc. :o ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/5 "2017-01-08T22:13:59Z")
So I called this really tough biker puissant… ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/6 "2017-01-08T22:15:47Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > People who use telescopes often talk about the size, which is usually in inches. > > Back in the day, I often referred to my “10 incher”. My friend had a “13 incher”. > > You kinda had to be careful with these conversations in crowded pubic places. Now try and tell us that was a typo. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/7 "2017-01-08T22:40:43Z")
Whipped out my big 10" [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/00zuDUNTeXM/hqdefault.jpg "Aerosmith Big Ten Inch Record (Lyrics)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/8 "2017-01-08T23:12:34Z")
Hand me that [snatch block](http://www.shforestrysupplies.com/advancedwebpage.aspx?cg=202&cd=4&SKUTYPE=202&SKUFLD=SKU&DM=1250&WEBID=11647&gclid=CjwKEAiA48fDBRDJ24_imejhwUkSJAAr0M5kZKvNSC5_l0EswE0wSSmi4ltnBtkphOai61F6CRxX1hoC_i7w_wcB). ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/9 "2017-01-08T23:23:02Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Hand me that [snatch block](http://www.shforestrysupplies.com/advancedwebpage.aspx?cg=202&cd=4&SKUTYPE=202&SKUFLD=SKU&DM=1250&WEBID=11647&gclid=CjwKEAiA48fDBRDJ24_imejhwUkSJAAr0M5kZKvNSC5_l0EswE0wSSmi4ltnBtkphOai61F6CRxX1hoC_i7w_wcB). Take that snatchbox and hook it right into my f-hole. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/10 "2017-01-09T01:06:22Z")
That kind of talk could lead to prolonged interphallangelation. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/11 "2017-01-09T01:24:59Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > …in crowded pubic places. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/12 "2017-01-09T01:37:40Z")
the airline Aer Lingus. ---
**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/13 "2017-01-09T01:53:15Z")
I once heard a local radio station whose DJs would do a bit on that every Monday using clips from broadcasts of that week’s NFL games. Most seemed to involve the typical description of an opening in the defensive line as “the hole”, and what offensive players did to - or in - it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/14 "2017-01-09T02:07:27Z")
Wankel rotary engine –John Cleese ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/15 "2017-01-09T04:21:05Z")
Pound that cork into the bung hole! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/16 "2017-01-09T05:00:03Z")
Funk & Wagnall’s Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/17 "2017-01-09T05:02:05Z")
The uvula. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/18 "2017-01-09T05:46:04Z")
[This hardware store can fulfill all your snatch block and f-hole needs.](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31v84k) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/19 "2017-01-09T06:13:54Z")
Also, I just read that the last name of the president of the CW television network is Pedowitz. ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657/20 "2017-01-09T06:59:23Z")
Dongle. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sounds-really-dirty-but-isnt/776657.md?page=2)