# South Cacalacky gets even luckier. Now the Christian Aryans want to secede **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407 "2006-10-22T03:46:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/61 "2006-10-26T14:24:00Z")
**Freddy the Pig, Ogre** , thanks for the info! Makes me want to go read up on some more of that history I never was taught in school. That is indeed a gorgeous wilderness area. If I’m ever in that part of the world it’s definitely oin the must-see list. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/62 "2006-10-26T14:26:11Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] SC would be difficult. it’s kind of in the middle of things…whats say we just give the assholes Florida and have done with it? They can have Disinland which is is inspid anyway. And when we want to we can just saw off the state and send it on down the ocean. [/QUOTE] Yet another benefit of living in a blue to the roots state like Massachusetts – ain’t a chance in hell those nutcases would ever try to set up their u/dystopia here. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/63 "2006-10-27T13:44:26Z")
You know, sawing laterally through the continental crust–or through the Mohorovičić discontinuity–through the length of Florida would be the most colossal engineering job ever attempted. But if you did, it would float all right, on down the mantle. At a rate of inches per century. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Straight Dope “Fighting ignorance since 1973 (it’s taking longer than we thought)” ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/64 "2006-10-27T15:42:00Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] SC would be difficult. it’s kind of in the middle of things…whats say we just give the assholes Florida and have done with it? They can have Disinland which is is inspid anyway. And when we want to we can just saw off the state and send it on down the ocean. [/QUOTE] In the interests of accuracy, it must be pointed out that Disney\*land \* is located in Anaheim, CA. Florida is home to Walt Disney _World_, an entertainment complex twice the size of Manhattan, which incorporates four theme parks, two water parks, twenty resort hotels, the human behavior modification test colony of Celebration, and miles of subterranean passages which communicate directly with the Deros of the Hollow Earth. They’ve also had over 35 years to accumulate weapons-grade fissionables from the nuclear reactor that Florida gave them, _and_ their imagineers are experts in the field of head-of-state robotic duplicate technology. Screw with them at your peril. Also, the limestone bedrock of Florida’s state boundary has been specially reinforced against peninsular detachment ever since the “Rebel Rabbit” incident of 1949. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/65 "2006-10-27T18:23:23Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] Yet another benefit of living in a blue to the roots state like Massachusetts – ain’t a chance in hell those nutcases would ever try to set up their u/dystopia here. [/QUOTE] Maybe, but you New Englanders have a dystopia project of your own: [the loony libertarians trying to take over New Hampshire](http://freestateproject.org/news/media_archive/0098.php). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407/66 "2006-10-27T18:34:53Z")
Well as long as we’re cataloging secessionist movements, let us not forget the [State of Franklin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Franklin), consisting of the mountainous counties of what is now eastern Tennessee, and which seceded from North Carolina following the American Revolution. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-cacalacky-gets-even-luckier-now-the-christian-aryans-want-to-secede/377407.md?page=3)