# South Carolina priest: No communion for Obama supporters

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 14, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632 "2008-11-14T00:27:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/1 "2008-11-14T00:27:38Z")

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[Because voting for Obama](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081113/ap_on_re_us/obama_catholics_3) “constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil.”

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> The Rev. Jay Scott Newman said in a letter distributed Sunday to parishioners at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Greenville that they are putting their souls at risk if they take Holy Communion before doing penance for their vote.
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> “Our nation has chosen for its chief executive the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president,” Newman wrote, referring to Obama by his full name, including his middle name of Hussein.
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> “Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil, and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law. Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.”

I hope he catches herpes from an altar boy.

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**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/2 "2008-11-14T00:36:47Z")

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Oh nose!! My source of Jesus Flakes (Now great with milk! TM) has be interrupted! In one state. At one church. Oh NOOOOOSSSEE!!

Good thing I defected years ago.

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**Author:** ![kenner116](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kenner116](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenner116)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/3 "2008-11-14T00:47:46Z")

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Less abortions means more boys for him! It’s really a win-win.

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**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/4 "2008-11-14T01:00:40Z")

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Hold on, let’s not be hasty. Perhaps he made a similar proclamation when Dubya was elected, saying how no one could accept Communion until they repented for voting for a death penalty advocate.

[sub]But somehow I doubt it…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/5 "2008-11-14T01:05:05Z")

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He almost had me convinced to stay away until he mentioned there was a _plausible_ alternative to Obama.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/6 "2008-11-14T01:10:40Z")

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Yet another clergyman has his head stuck up his ass. Yawn.

Oh, and for the record, he’s completely fucking wrong. Catholics are only prohibited from voting for pro-choice candidates if they vote for that candidate _because_ of his/her position on abortion.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/7 "2008-11-14T01:13:17Z")

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How did I know it was going to be Greenville? And that it was going to be St. Mary’s? Jeez.

What’s really scary is that there is a school attached. That almost all the kids I went to High School with went to.  
One of the many reasons high school sucked for me.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/8 "2008-11-14T01:20:44Z")

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From [this story](http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9344595), Rev. Newman knows he’s doesn’t have a leg to stand on wrt refusing communion, and can only bully people with empty bluster.

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> The Rev. Jay Scott Newman said Thursday church law doesn’t allow him to refuse parishioners the sacrament at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Greenville.
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> But he said his congregants shouldn’t take Communion until they do penance for supporting “the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president.”

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/9 "2008-11-14T01:25:45Z")

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I must have missed the speech in which Obama mandated that every pregnancy in America be aborted. Hmm. I have to say that _is_ pretty radical. However, may I suggest we start with the bible thumpers?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/10 "2008-11-14T01:29:40Z")

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Then I guess my father should quit his position as an usher AND a Eucharistic minister-since he not only voted for Obama, but he’s been a registered Democrat since the time he was eligible to vote. AND I don’t think he’s voted for a Republican for president-meaning he’s ALWAYS voted for pro-choice candidates.

Ooops, guess he’s not so devout as they thought! (Apparently, though, supporting governments that encourage those who murder [archbishops](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Romero) is all right.)

I am so fucking STEAMED.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/11 "2008-11-14T01:33:34Z")

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And the Catholic Church’s descent into irrelevancy accelerates a bit. Shrug.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/12 "2008-11-14T01:57:08Z")

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There are Catholics in South Carolina? I thought the Baptists and Methodists would have wiped out those vile Papists by now.

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**Author:** ![Fish\_Nya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@Fish\_Nya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Nya)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/13 "2008-11-14T02:31:16Z")

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> [@Pullet](#):
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> Oh nose!! My source of Jesus Flakes (Now great with milk! TM) has be interrupted! In one state. At one church. Oh NOOOOOSSSEE!!
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> Good thing I defected years ago.

I thought they were called Christ CrackersTM?

Have I been deceived all this time?

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/14 "2008-11-14T03:04:06Z")

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> [@Fish\_Nya](#):
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> I thought they were called Christ CrackersTM?
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> Have I been deceived all this time?

We’ve secretly replaced **Fish Nya’s** Christ Crackers with new Jesus Flakes. Let’s see if he notices the difference!"

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/15 "2008-11-14T03:09:14Z")

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As far as I can tell, all of President-elect Obama’s positions are moderately liberal. Why do I keep hearing this nonsense about him being “the most liberal member of Congress”? I wish he were.

A number of bishops publically supported Obama; is the pastor going to ream them one? Kinda doubt it.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/16 "2008-11-14T03:10:18Z")

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> [@Tristan](#):
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> We’ve secretly replaced **Fish Nya’s** Christ Crackers with new Jesus Flakes. Let’s see if he notices the difference!"

**Fish Nya** : “Mmmm. Christ Crackers . . .”

- CRUNCH munchmunchmunch . . . **SIZZLE** \*

**Fish Nya** : “\*AIIIIIEEEE \*! ! It BURNS ! ! !”

Oops, looks like those were \*\*Anti-\*\*Christ Crackers all the time . . .

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/17 "2008-11-14T03:10:19Z")

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> [@Baldwin](#):
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> As far as I can tell, all of President-elect Obama’s positions are moderately liberal. Why do I keep hearing this nonsense about him being “the most liberal member of Congress”? I wish he were.
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> A number of bishops publically supported Obama; is the pastor going to ream them one? Kinda doubt it.

Because that’s what Rush says.

From God, to Rush, to Jay Scott Newman.

_Blessed be the name of Rush._

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/18 "2008-11-14T03:20:52Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> There are Catholics in South Carolina? I thought the Baptists and Methodists would have wiped out those vile Papists by now.

Methodists? METHODISTS? Get behind me, Satan!

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/19 "2008-11-14T03:24:35Z")

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Is it sacreligous to tell your local priest to go fuck himself?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-carolina-priest-no-communion-for-obama-supporters/472632/20 "2008-11-14T03:25:47Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Methodists? METHODISTS? Get behind me, Satan!

Alright.

Now bend over.

😃

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