# South Dakota is on meth, and they want everyone to know

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 19, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655 "2019-11-19T16:12:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/21 "2019-11-19T23:46:04Z")

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Crystal is an addict’s best friend

> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> That’s another fine meth you’ve gotten us into.

No worries, we’ll just nip over to the bazaar and find the solution. I’m sure we won’t have any methadventures while we’re there

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/22 "2019-11-19T23:53:34Z")

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> [@DorkVader](#):
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> Crystal is an addict’s best friend
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> No worries, we’ll just nip over to the bazaar and find the solution. I’m sure we won’t have any methadventures while we’re there

You shouldn’t have any methconceptions about how that will turn out, though; it’s certainly a hit-or-meth proposition.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/23 "2019-11-20T00:31:26Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> No need to facepalm. It’s meant to be provocative and get people taking and raise awareness of the problem in SD.
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> Looks like it’s working.

_Breaking Bad_ was on for five seasons. People are aware of meth.

A standard for whether an anti-meth program is working shouldn’t be whether it has a catchy slogan. It should be whether it reduces meth use.

The fact that South Dakota decided to spend $449,000 running an ad campaign rather than spend that money on an actual drug abuse program may explain why the state has such a big meth problem.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/24 "2019-11-20T06:43:14Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> You shouldn’t have any methconceptions about how that will turn out, though; it’s certainly a hit-or-meth proposition.

Well, as long as we stay together. Filling out a mething persons report is the worst.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/25 "2019-11-20T08:45:28Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> No need to facepalm. It’s meant to be provocative and get people taking and raise awareness of the problem in SD.
> 
> Looks like it’s working.

There’s a guy who owns a PR crisis management firm in New York [who disagrees](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCIr-aACa8): “If you’re trending on Twitter because you missed the mark and you’re a laughingstock? Time to eat some humble pie. Time to change.”

Remember the awful Kylie Jenner ad for Pepsi? Got everyone talking! But they were also rolling their eyes and scoffing. Pepsi pulled the ad.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/26 "2019-11-20T14:43:35Z")

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Are we sure that this is actually a drug awareness campaign? It could be some kind of guerilla tourism campaign: Come to South Dakota for the giant heads - stay for the meth!

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/27 "2019-11-20T15:18:04Z")

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\*Your momma’s on meth,  
Your daddy’s on meth,  
\*

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/28 "2019-11-20T15:30:45Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> \*Your momma’s on meth,  
> Your daddy’s on meth,  
> \*

They just seem a little wired  
Surrender, surrender  
But don’t waste yourself away  
Away. A-waaaaaaaaaayy!

> [@Steve\_McQwark](#):
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> Are we sure that this is actually a drug awareness campaign? It could be some kind of guerilla tourism campaign: Come to South Dakota for the giant heads - stay for the meth!

I want to see it on the license plate. What would be an instantly recognizable image to symbolize meth?

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/29 "2019-11-20T16:23:25Z")

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/30 "2019-11-20T16:27:25Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> As a resident of South Dakota, I’d like to point out that I am not currently on meth.

Your dealer was arrested & you don’t have a backup???

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/31 "2019-11-20T21:16:38Z")

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Well, apparently according to this campaign, I’d better get on it sometime soon.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-dakota-is-on-meth-and-they-want-everyone-to-know/843655/32 "2019-11-20T23:26:26Z")

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Well your mamas on meth  
But daddys got hookers and blow  
Yeah your mamas on meth  
But daddys got hookers and blow

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