South Park 11-16-05: Tom Cruise won't come out of the Closet and Scientology.

The reason it’s so popular is that he protests waaay too much. Instead of ignoring gay rumors he takes everyone to court.

The only disappointing one I saw was Jason Lee. I thought he would be too smart and take too much of a ribbing from Kevin Smith.

Jim

Oh the Mike Piazza syndrome. I will hold a press conference to protest I am not gay and therefore lots of people now believe it even more.
Or as I like to call it “BS”.
Tom is probably just a stupid homophobe. As he is stupid in many other ways, why not this.

Jim

Battlefield Earth was based on the book of the same name, not Dianetics, which is The Book of Scientology. I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, so I thought a correction was in order.

Here’s kind of an amusing website, if anyone’s interested.

www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

CNN has a video segment about the episode, “Did ‘South Park’ go too far in mocking Tom Cruise?”

Good for them. Someone at CNN wants to make sure everyone sees the episode, or at least hears about it.

It’s funny though, I don’t think they even mentioned John Travolta being in the closet too.

I’d link to the video segment, but I don’t think a direct link to the video will work. It’s on the CNN front page (for now).

He was just in it because he’s a famous Scientologist; I’ve never heard any gay rumors about Travolta.

You may not have heard them, but the rumors about Travolta go back years. It was definitely about the gay for him as well.
Absolutely not saying that he is or he isn’t. Not that there’s anything wrong with it if he is. Just saying, the rumors are out there.

Another entertaining view of the people of X:

You Are A Fucking Moron

No, not you personally…

The CoS makes a point of recruiting movie stars and celebrities in general.

Here’s your link: Celebrity Centre

They didn’t go easy on them… At least in the Mormon episodes, while they talked about their religion, in the end they depicted the faithful as decent, family-oriented people.

They didn’t do the same here.

Pretty much. After all, what actor HASN’T been accused of being gay-that happens to everyone. Instead of just shrugging it off, he freaks out and starts sueing.

I don’t know if he’s gay, but he’s way too high strung and humorless.

I’ve heard it said that they blackmail people, and with image-conscious celebrities, it could be a natural combination.