# South Park- 3/16

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 17, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961 "2005-03-17T08:05:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/1 "2005-03-17T08:05:54Z")

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That was a lot funnier then last week’s episode.

I haven’t seen “The Core” but I suspect I didn’t need to to get the joke.

And for some reason, I thought it was hilarious when cartman said he needed a black guy in case someone needed to be sacirificed. As well as when they were driving through the crowd of hippies in the drill.

It does surpise me that Chef would go through with it considering his opposition to “Operation: Human Shield” in the movie. And speaking of which, exactly why is he on the city conciel? For that matter, why is Barbrady?

And did anyone else find it rather wierd that the Mayor has amazing powers of recuperation? It’s one thing to have someone pull a kenny, it’s another to have them survive what would be a normally fatal wound with little more then a badage needed.

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/2 "2005-03-17T08:10:55Z")

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All it took was for Cartman to say “College Know-It-All Hippies on spring break” for me to squeal in recognition. Say what you will about South Park playing up stereotypes, but I swear half those hippie-types live down the hall from me! 🙂 At the very least, I swear I’ve heard this exchange verbatim:

“Man, the corporations. They’re, like, so selfish. They’re just out to make money, and they’re, like, raping the world and stuff.”  
“So…what are you going to do about it?”  
“…The corporations, man. They’re like, so _selfish!_”

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/3 "2005-03-17T08:13:44Z")

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> [@Tracy Lord](#):
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> All it took was for Cartman to say “College Know-It-All Hippies on spring break”\*"

Oh, that was beautiful. Cartman is the voice of those too timid to speak their mind.

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/4 "2005-03-17T08:24:46Z")

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This one should have been the season opener, it was much better than last week. Pop culture satire featuring the boys is the show at its best. I have not seen “The Core” either, I assumed they were goofing on generic action movies. The description of the various levels of hippie infestation struck me as very funny.

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lodoen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@Jeff\_Lodoen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lodoen)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/5 "2005-03-17T08:28:07Z")

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> [@HPL](#):
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> And did anyone else find it rather wierd that the Mayor has amazing powers of recuperation? It’s one thing to have someone pull a kenny, it’s another to have them survive what would be a normally fatal wound with little more then a badage needed.

You’re assuming there was a vital organ in between her ears.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/6 "2005-03-17T08:54:57Z")

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It’s nice to see Barbrady is still around—I was worried they’d replaced him with Sgt. Yeats.

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**Author:** ![Carnick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carnick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnick)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/7 "2005-03-17T10:50:51Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Oh, that was beautiful. Cartman is the voice of those too timid to speak their mind.

Yeah, especially when he was channeling Hitler.

> [@HPL](#):
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> I haven’t seen “The Core” but I suspect I didn’t need to to get the joke.

I think it was a spoof of Armageddon (the orange suits, the jingoistic music). But I haven’t seen The Core either.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/8 "2005-03-17T13:35:38Z")

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Everytime they spoof hippies I think it’s weird, because I haven’t seen any in a long time. It’s about as timely and relevent to me as spoofing flappers. But I guess that’s just where I’m at, obviously others in this thread see 'em still.

I did like the spoof of ‘The Core’. Having to drill through hippies is pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/9 "2005-03-17T13:57:43Z")

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Where in the USA are you, **Revtim**? I’m assuming you’re nowhere near San Fransisco.

The variety we get most around here are the Know-It-All College Hippies, because of SUNYA. We also have a few never-grew-up '60s holdovers, but they’re faculty. Cartman is right, Know-It-All College Hippies are the worst.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/10 "2005-03-17T14:22:55Z")

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I’m in South Florida, on the East coast. Maybe the hippies kinda get absorbed by the surfer culture here.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/11 "2005-03-17T18:27:46Z")

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> [@Carnick](#):
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> I think it was a spoof of Armageddon (the orange suits, the jingoistic music). But I haven’t seen The Core either.

Actually, some of it did remind me of Armageddon(The music, the manificent 7 walk in the orange suits), but the whole bit about the drill was out of the core(from what I’ve seen in the trailors).

But then again, they’re both Bruckheimer movies, so that would explain why they’re so similar.

> [@Jeff Lodoen](#):
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> You’re assuming there was a vital organ in between her ears.

You’re right. It was stupid assumption to make.

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/12 "2005-03-17T19:02:58Z")

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There’s dozens of hippies here in Ashland, OR. I think the springtime brings them out. I can see some of them now, walking down the street with their prairie skirts and unwashed hair and peace buttons on their hemp bags…

_opens window_

GET A JOB!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/13 "2005-03-17T19:39:36Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> Where in the USA are you, **Revtim**? I’m assuming you’re nowhere near San Fransisco.

No kidding! I swear they must bus them like movie extras in from Arcata whenever there’s a protest that would benefit from hippies.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/14 "2005-03-17T20:22:07Z")

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> [@HPL](#):
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> Actually, some of it did remind me of Armageddon(The music, the manificent 7 walk in the orange suits), but the whole bit about the drill was out of the core(from what I’ve seen in the trailors).
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> But then again, they’re both Bruckheimer movies, so that would explain why they’re so similar.

I think there was some “Independence Day” in there too–the part where they uploaded the Slayer music into the hippies’ sound system.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/15 "2005-03-18T01:41:10Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> Where in the USA are you, **Revtim**? I’m assuming you’re nowhere near San Fransisco.
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> The variety we get most around here are the Know-It-All College Hippies, because of SUNYA. We also have a few never-grew-up '60s holdovers, but they’re faculty. Cartman is right, Know-It-All College Hippies are the worst.

I’ll vouch for that.

And I missed the first few minutes of the episode— :smack: —but I did come in on the part where Cartman storms in on the city council meeting to demand they close the beaches…er, stop the hippies. Heh-heh-heh.

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**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/16 "2005-03-18T03:58:53Z")

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Did anyone else like the part where cartman pulled the ‘retarded’ face for a second before having to sneeze? For some reason that busted me up.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/17 "2005-03-18T04:09:39Z")

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They do that occasionally. I liked the one where Chef is talking to the scientist guy (the one with the bull’s penis walking stick). He’s talking about zombies, and then stops in mid-sentence, looks at Kevin (the scientist’s lacky) and says something like, ‘What _are_ you, anyway?’

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**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/18 "2005-03-18T04:19:31Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> Cartman is right, Know-It-All College Hippies are the worst.

```
 You've obviously never tried to sleep when there were drum circle hippies in the area. :p
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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/19 "2005-03-18T04:34:00Z")

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There’s been a good handful of episodes that end with someone telegraphing the world on how to “bring them son of a bitches down.” The last one I remember was the “wall\*mart” one.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-16/294961/20 "2005-03-18T05:53:10Z")

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“They’re hippies! They don’t have any money!”

Good times.

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