# South Park 3/17

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 18, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974 "2004-03-18T03:38:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/21 "2004-03-18T13:29:37Z")

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Invisible Cartman was funny as hell, but I missed his weiner?  
I think I’m happy.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/22 "2004-03-18T13:30:03Z")

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> [@Kalt](#):
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> Yah, great episode! I loved how they kept mentioning Mel’s (extremely violent but universally beloved) Jesus movie. The same parents who always complain about violence are the same ones dragging their kids to see this movie. Just a fantastic episode.

And don’t forget that it’s Kyle, the Jew, who ultimately calls for Cartman’s “severe punishment.”

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/23 "2004-03-18T13:43:33Z")

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Loved the anime jokes, and the animation was really good. Stealth Cartman was a riot. The last 5 minutes sucked though- wow a “wardrobe malfunction” joke that’s funny. :rolleyes:

Whenever the boys get preachy, the funny goes away.

“That’s like the 15th time that has worked!”

Heh! 🙂

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**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/24 "2004-03-18T13:52:01Z")

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> [@elf6c](#):
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> Whenever the boys get preachy, the funny goes away.

That’s what I’ve been trying to say! I’ve also noticed that however “edgy” the show is, the political/social commentary is boring and status quo for their age group, and not particularly insightful.

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/25 "2004-03-18T14:08:09Z")

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I didn’t see the wee-wee either, but that’s because I was crying from laughing so hard. Cartman creeping across the stage was hilarious. My SO literally rolled on the floor laughing about it. This is my favorite episode ever.

Definitely need more anime SP episodes.

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/26 "2004-03-18T15:15:04Z")

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Token: “Power of Perfect Spelling!”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/27 "2004-03-18T16:55:19Z")

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I was laughing so hard at poor Butters because that is exactly how a group of boys react to causing injury.  
I was a little shocked at the ‘Your Jewish blood won’t let you throw away those, they cost money’ lines. I know Cartman goes on about Jews but that was pretty bad. I guess you could argue irony as Cartman himself wanted the refund.

I liked the woman drivng by, seeing kids fighting with weapons, and driving off.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/28 "2004-03-18T17:55:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Yah, great episode! I loved how they kept mentioning Mel’s (extremely violent but universally beloved) Jesus movie. The same parents who always complain about violence are the same ones dragging their kids to see this movie. Just a fantastic episode.

Are people actually taking _children_ to see that movie? Jesus Ch-- I mean, what a bad idea! That movie should have gotten an NC-17 for violence. Those poor kids are going to end up either snake-handling fanatics or atheists. Hopefully the latter.

(And people think “South Park” is sick…)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/29 "2004-03-18T18:10:39Z")

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When the kids were at the fair buying the weapons and Cartman tells Kenny there is something that even he can afford (throwing stars), I just _knew_ someone was going to get it in the eye! Something amazingly similar to this happened in my neighborhood over 25 years ago, resulting in a bloody head-wound to poor little Johnny R.

Excellent episode! I would feel kinda sorry for Butters, except he’s a cartoon character. I kinda figured that the “message” would be that more people would be outraged that someone injured _a dog_ than a little boy. Close, but no cigar.

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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for Sodomite Propagandists anymore!

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**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/30 "2004-03-18T18:58:30Z")

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Quite possibly, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on television. Absolutely brilliant.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/31 "2004-03-18T21:34:57Z")

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Excellent show. Really excellent.

The star in the eye was almost too much, though. That’s one of my phobias; I got hit in the face a few years back and came within a couple of centimeters of losing my right eye. Still have a faint scar on the brow above.

So seeing a kid with a shuriken sticking out of his eyeball was pretty intense. Seriously, I could feel my gorge beginning to rise several times.

Very, very dark humor. But absolutely necessary, once it was clear where they were going with it.

And yeah, the anime stuff was spot-on. The cantopop parody could not have been more perfect.

I think we should organize a protest campaign, just so FCC Chairman Michael Powell is forced to watch the episode and see what his asinine puritanical pandering really means. 🙂

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/32 "2004-03-18T21:47:12Z")

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I realize it was mostly an anime parody, but what was the deal with the widescreen? An homage to Kurosawa? I haven’t see any of this movies but for some reason that’s all I could think of.

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**Author:** ![rdm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2acd7d/32.png) [@rdm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rdm)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/33 "2004-03-18T23:55:51Z")

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I’m confident it had nothing to do with Kurosawa.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/34 "2004-03-19T04:30:20Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> **Skutir** , the overkill with Butters is part of the point. People really will react more to the Cartman wee wee shot than they will to a child being tortured and degraded.

Yeah, but what was up with that dog with the explosive diarrhea? Eww!

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/35 "2004-03-19T05:29:50Z")

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I missed about the last ten minutes. What happened? I got to the part where Cartman was nekkid, and then I got a phone call.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/36 "2004-03-19T06:30:30Z")

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Spoiler box just because I don’t get to use them enough.

Cartman sneaks out on stage naked and everyone is shocked. Then Butters staggers onto stage and collapses and everyone is more shocked. Cut to a South Park town hall meeting. Everyone is outraged and the boys are going “oh, shit.” But it soon becomes clear that they’re pissed about Cartman being naked (the auction was televised among other things) rather than Butters being hurt. The three other boys play along and Cartman gets punished. Nobody gives a crap about poor Butters.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/37 "2004-03-19T07:07:09Z")

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Quick addendum to that spoiler:

Butters is shown at the meeting cleaned up and with a big patch of gauze over his eye, so it’s not like everyone forgot about him.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/38 "2004-03-19T07:36:36Z")

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Further addendum:Having learned the lesson that adults will tolerate any amount of violence as long as there’s a little sex to distract them, the boys pick up their weapons the episode ends with a joyful freeze frame of them leaping into potentially-maiming action.I loved anime-Chef.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/39 "2004-03-19T08:00:11Z")

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Thanks

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**Author:** ![JaxBeachBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@JaxBeachBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaxBeachBoy)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-17/234974/40 "2004-03-19T13:37:47Z")

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Also…there was a brief (one second or so) flash of the old woman’s breasts when Mr. Mackey took off her shirt.

I’m pretty sure the dog crapping on Butters is a shot at the horse w/ gas commercial at the Super Bowl

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