# South Park 3/22/06

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538 "2006-03-23T03:11:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/1 "2006-03-23T03:11:05Z")

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Heh, the question of how they’re going to deal with Issac Hayes leaving has been answered…

they’re sampling Isaac’s soundbites and pasting them together to make it seem like he’s a pedophile

he seems…to be talking…like…William…Shatner

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/2 "2006-03-23T03:11:39Z")

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Oh man… this is absolutely brilliant :D.

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/3 "2006-03-23T03:14:23Z")

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Wow…I think the lesson is, \*\*_Don’t ever cross Matt Stone and Trey Parker_  
\*\*  
Not quite the same as making you eat your parents, but still.

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/4 "2006-03-23T03:15:20Z")

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This is awesome.

“He’s been brainwashed by your fruity little club.”

ha!

-foxy

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/5 "2006-03-23T03:18:51Z")

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I think this MIGHT be an allegory.

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/6 "2006-03-23T03:19:46Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I think this MIGHT be an allegory.

Anything’s possible

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/7 "2006-03-23T03:20:34Z")

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OH MY GOD! HILARIOUS!

“This is what Super Adventure Club Actually Believes”

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**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/8 "2006-03-23T03:22:16Z")

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I think this just might replace the Scientology episode on my “Best episode ever” list.

I’m glad I’ve got this one recorded.

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**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/9 "2006-03-23T03:22:25Z")

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After he briefly got “unbrainwashed,” was that new material from Hayes…?

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/10 "2006-03-23T03:22:46Z")

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Remind me never to piss those guys off, ever. It’s such pure genius.  
-foxy

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/11 "2006-03-23T03:22:53Z")

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I thought it was lamentably lame until the stripper shocked Chef back to his senses, followed by the SAC expository scene with the banner:

“THIS IS WHAT THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ACTUALLY BELIEVES”

😃

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/12 "2006-03-23T03:26:50Z")

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Wow…thats quite a way to kill off a character.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/13 "2006-03-23T03:26:51Z")

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Wow that was gruesome.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/14 "2006-03-23T03:27:14Z")

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And now Chef goes back to the fruity little club, but dies horribly instead… brilliant :D.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/15 "2006-03-23T03:28:02Z")

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bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/16 "2006-03-23T03:28:42Z")

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LOLOL!

“We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains”

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/17 "2006-03-23T03:29:13Z")

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“We shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his mind.”

ooooh burn.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/18 "2006-03-23T03:29:23Z")

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Whoa!, looks like Chef _REALLY_ ain’t comin’ back…

OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED CHEF!, YOU BASTARDS!!

a rather _unsubtle_ message to Issac “Chef” Hayes from Matt and Trey…

Don’t screw with Matt and Trey

“We shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving us, we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brain!”

Darth Chef!

Brilliant episode!

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/19 "2006-03-23T03:29:24Z")

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Oh for christ’s sake

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/20 "2006-03-23T03:29:43Z")

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Darth Chef!!

With a red light spatula!

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