# South Park 3/22/06 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538 "2006-03-23T03:11:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/21 "2006-03-23T03:29:50Z")
Holy crap it’s Chef Vader!! “No I mean my balls.” ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/22 "2006-03-23T03:30:01Z")
Genius… I am so glad i got cable yesterday!!! ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/23 "2006-03-23T03:30:11Z")
Okay, it just ended. I’m not going to spoil it, but _holy crap_. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/24 "2006-03-23T03:30:46Z")
Darth Vader Voice “Hello children. How would you like some salsbury steak?” classic. -foxy ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/25 "2006-03-23T03:30:57Z")
Dammit! I missed it!!! I confused it with the other season premiere… Is there a way I can find it on the internet? ---
**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/26 "2006-03-23T03:31:43Z")
> [@KarlGrenze](#): > > Dammit! I missed it!!! I confused it with the other season premiere… > > Is there a way I can find it on the internet? It’ll be on again at midnight, if you can wait. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/27 "2006-03-23T03:32:04Z")
Ooo, that was slick. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/28 "2006-03-23T03:32:38Z")
11pm central… that means studying for an hour and a half, or napping for an hour and a half… tough choice 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/29 "2006-03-23T03:33:25Z")
I actually thought till the last minute that he’d come back – that the report that Hayes hadn’t actually left the show was true. Guess not. ☹ Still, what a send off… ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/30 "2006-03-23T03:35:11Z")
Welll, he is definately dead. He crapped out his whole load, which is definate death in South Park. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/31 "2006-03-23T03:35:21Z")
Oh man, that may have been the most soul-warping episode ever. I think I am hell bound just for seeing that! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/32 "2006-03-23T03:35:41Z")
Chef Vader: “Would you like to lick my Chocolate Salty Balls” Fruity little Club leader: “You mean like candy” Chef Vader: “No I mean my balls” Wow, that was one heck of a show. They Parodied almost everything in 22 minutes flat. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/33 "2006-03-23T03:35:57Z")
> [@Rodgers01](#): > > After he briefly got “unbrainwashed,” was that new material from Hayes…? I’m going to take a wild guess here and say there is no way in hell Hayes would have cooperated for this show. So I’ll say no. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/34 "2006-03-23T03:36:03Z")
WOW! That was fucking awesome. Matt and Trey rule. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/35 "2006-03-23T03:36:03Z")
Brilliant. I actually felt a little sad at the eulogy. I think Trey and Stone still managed to inject some appreciation for Isaac Hayes in spite of it all. “Is it any more retarded than God sending his son to die for our sins or Buddha sitting under a tree for twenty years?” “Yes, it’s way, way more retarded.” ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/36 "2006-03-23T03:37:23Z")
That was brilliant. They pulled it off gracefully, acknowledging how much they’d liked him and how much they disliked Scientology, and then givng him a classic, gruesome _South Park_ exit. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/37 "2006-03-23T03:38:19Z")
Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting **that.** ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/38 "2006-03-23T03:40:01Z")
Who thinks we’re going to see more of Darth Chef? ((And does that mean that he _didn’t_ actually die?)) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/39 "2006-03-23T03:40:14Z")
Matt & Trey kicked butt. I like the recycling of the old They killed Kenny Line. From a prior South Park Thread we got Chef both Shatnerish and James Earl Jonesish. They had way too much fun sampling old clips. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/40 "2006-03-23T03:42:05Z")
> [@Rodgers01](#): > > Who thinks we’re going to see more of Darth Chef? > > ((And does that mean that he _didn’t_ actually die?)) He’s more machine now than man, twisted and evil… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538.md?page=3)