# South Park 3/22/06

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538 "2006-03-23T03:11:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/41 "2006-03-23T03:42:31Z")

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> [@Rodgers01](#):
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> Who thinks we’re going to see more of Darth Chef?
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> ((And does that mean that he _didn’t_ actually die?))

((And can you tell that hope springs eternal? 😉 ))

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/42 "2006-03-23T03:43:47Z")

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I knew something was up with the (brilliantly???) spliced dialogue. And has to have been the best “Oh my god! They killed —!!” “You bastards!!” ever! (Giant Fireworks Snake & Underpants Gnomes rank right up there, too). They didn’t even _try_ to disguise their meaning. Too bad this episode will never get nominated for an Emmy…  
I give the episode a 12 out of 10, because 11 just isn’t enough.

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/43 "2006-03-23T03:50:05Z")

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My husband and I just sat here with our mouths hanging open for about the last ten minutes of the show.  
Wow!  
I do think the eulogy was done very well though.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/44 "2006-03-23T03:53:18Z")

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It was a little weird for me. As I said in the other thread, I’m not a South Park fan, but the crazy press around this episode made me curious. So I felt like I was eavesdropping on somebody else’s fight. That said, it was funny and sad, and when it ended I felt it was a shame that this split happened when the relationship had been beneficial to both of them. (I also felt guilty because it seemed obvious to me that they were going to kill him. ;))

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/45 "2006-03-23T03:56:58Z")

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carnivorousplant: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7193162&postcount=14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7193162&postcount=14)  
Duke of Rat: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7200046&postcount=126](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7200046&postcount=126)

Good calls by both members in a strange way.

Anyone notice the opening includes Cruise or maybe Travolta going into the Closet? 😃😛 to Cruise.

Tom Cruise & Scientology killed Chef, You Bastards!

Jim

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**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/46 "2006-03-23T04:01:44Z")

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I actually thought it was kind of petty.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/47 "2006-03-23T04:06:39Z")

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Anyone else notice the Simpsons homage (Chef falling down the cliff)?

A proper _South Park_ send-off. Not hilariously funny, but a good episode nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/48 "2006-03-23T04:08:05Z")

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> [@Kaspar Hauser](#):
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> I actually thought it was kind of petty.

At the same time, only Parker and Stone could make a character into a pedophileand have him gruesomely torn apart by a bear and a cougar, and still leave you with the feeling that they were trying to be magnanimous.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/49 "2006-03-23T04:11:57Z")

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That was one of the funniest episodes ever. It was also the only time I’ve ever been bothered by south park because Isaac Hayes was a major part of the show since the beginning and they turned on him just for leaving.

I wondered if some of the voices were real too. I don’t remember Chef ever talking about trying to break locks in earlier episodes.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/50 "2006-03-23T04:20:37Z")

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that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. I got the subtleies…why do I seem to be the only one who didn’t think they were even that subtle?

Is this going to be the beginning of a season-long war with Scientology, similar to the war with Mel Gibson they had going last year?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/51 "2006-03-23T04:24:31Z")

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> [@fusoya](#):
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> I got the subtleies…why do I seem to be the only one who didn’t think they were even that subtle?

To what subtleties are you referring?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/52 "2006-03-23T04:28:21Z")

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> [@What Exit?](#):
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> carnivorousplant: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7193162&postcount=14](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7193162&postcount=14)
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> Good calls by both members in a strange way.

The check is in the mail.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/53 "2006-03-23T04:31:14Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> The check is in the mail.

🙂

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/54 "2006-03-23T05:21:39Z")

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Wow, I’m watching the rerun…

It is disturbing, yet funny…

“Oh, here we go again…”

“Yes, it is way way more retarded.”

So, everything that a man needs to feel better is to be asphyxiated by titties and butts?

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**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/55 "2006-03-23T05:35:16Z")

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Hey, works for me.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/56 "2006-03-23T05:37:03Z")

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Oh.  
My.  
God.

I am not a huge SP fan, but that was just hysterical. “Fruity little club.” LMAO

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/57 "2006-03-23T05:47:51Z")

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Ah, the old “have the character be brainwashed by a pedophilic cult, then return to them, then be burned, impaled, eaten by cougars and bears and return as an evil cyborg” ploy. How many times are TV shows going to do this? I mean, it worked okay with Hoss from _Bonanza_, it was getting old by the time they did it for Nick Yemana on _Barney Miller_, it was stretching believability when they used it for Edith Bunker, and by the time they used it for Howard Hesseman on _Head of the Class_ it was officially over. I expected something more original from Stone and Parker, but… c’est la vie.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/58 "2006-03-23T06:05:40Z")

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Well, it _could’ve_ been worse…

“We are Chef of Borg, you will be assimilated, Resistance is Futile, my little crackers”

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**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/59 "2006-03-23T06:11:40Z")

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Man, I thought I’d be cool by posting this first…apparently that 3 hour lag of being on the left coast ruined my scheme.

THIS IS AMAZING!

“My friend joined your club, and now he wants to molest children”

“What? Oh…Yes…that’s what the Super Adventure Club does.”

CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN A WHITE MAN’S ERECT PENIS

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2006, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-3-22-06/349538/60 "2006-03-23T06:33:45Z")

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Great episode.

Did you notice the Monty Python references?

The investigator with the rag doll asumes the sex positions and demands attention to the class kids like the teacher in The Meaning of Life movie, and I think the very british explorer with the map planning the next crazy expedition is also a reference.

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