# South Park 4/16: Is J. Lopez known as a bitch? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229 "2003-04-17T02:37:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/1 "2003-04-17T02:37:01Z")
I’m not up on my celebrity gossip, is Jennifer Lopez known as being a bitch as portrayed (perhaps with some hyperbole for effect) by South Park? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/2 "2003-04-17T05:14:31Z")
A lot of the hostility toward her probably comes from [this document](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/lopezrider1.shtml). It’s a list of her backstage “requirements” for appearing in a music video for charity. She got quite a bit of bad publicity for it. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/3 "2003-04-17T18:42:09Z")
I was going to start a thread to ask my question but hijacking this one’ll do. Was Cartman faking or not? In the end, if I heard correctly, he said, “Ha, ha. I got you…sort of.” I’m hard pressed to believe Cartman would go as far as giving Ben a handjob just to make Kyle look dumb but he _did_ feed Scott Tenorman his own parents cooked in chili (one of my fave eps, by the way). ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/4 "2003-04-17T19:11:56Z")
“Ahhh! The tear of unfathomable sadness! They’re so sweet!” Hell yes he was faking it! * * * No clever sig today. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/5 "2003-04-17T19:22:42Z")
I think he said “sort of” because Kyle gave a qualified expression of possible belief. As to the OP, yes, she has a reputation for being a bit of a primadonna. I think she’s an especially easy target because most of her “talent” (singing abilites, acting rep) seems manufactured. ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/6 "2003-04-17T19:30:27Z")
> [@](#): > > I think he said “sort of” because Kyle gave a qualified expression of possible belief. Exactly! Kyle said it was possible… therefore he kind of got him. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/7 "2003-04-17T20:59:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*I’m hard pressed to believe Cartman would go as far as giving Ben a handjob just to make Kyle look dumb but he _did_ feed Scott Tenorman his own parents cooked in chili (one of my fave eps, by the way). \*\* Yeah, and he sucked the “sea-men” out of a “hose” in an alley for the sea monkey thingies. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/8 "2003-04-17T21:09:45Z")
This was just a bizarre episode. Not super funny, but weird and entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/9 "2003-04-17T22:10:37Z")
“Ewww Ben Affleck spooge!” ---
**Author:** ![dogchow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@dogchow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogchow)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/10 "2003-04-17T22:58:46Z")
“Ben, you almost make me forget about tacos!” (anyone know where I can find that, BTW?) ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/11 "2003-04-18T01:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ArchiveGuy \* > \*\*As to the OP, yes, she has a reputation for being a bit of a primadonna. I think she’s an especially easy target because most of her “talent” (singing abilites, acting rep) seems manufactured. \*\* She’s a diva, just like Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, et all. And spare me the crap about Lopez can’t hold a candle to any of them talent-wise. Diana Ross is not a very good singer, and look how far she’s gone. Oh, one more thing, **EVERY** musician/actor/actresses _talent_ is manufactured, it just depends on the degree. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/12 "2003-04-18T02:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Payton’s Servant \* > \*\*Oh, one more thing, **EVERY** musician/actor/actresses _talent_ is manufactured, it just depends on the degree. \*\* Even Joey Ramone?! ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/13 "2003-04-18T05:56:11Z")
**Especially** Joey Ramone. (I’m not sure what that means; it just seemed like the obvious thing to say.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/14 "2003-04-18T05:58:42Z")
Even … dare I say it … **Britney Spears?** ---
**Author:** ![MusicJunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@MusicJunkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MusicJunkie)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/15 "2003-04-18T06:06:20Z")
Britney is, of course, an exception to the rule. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/16 "2003-04-18T16:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > \*\ ***Especially** Joey Ramone. (I’m not sure what that means; it just seemed like the obvious thing to say.) \*\* I would have accepted no less. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wyld\_Stallyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Wyld\_Stallyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyld_Stallyn)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/17 "2003-04-18T19:05:45Z")
“Oh Jenny, your mouth tastes so good… like tacos!” ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/18 "2003-04-18T19:11:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyld Stallyn \* > \*\*“Oh Jenny, your mouth tastes so good… like tacos!” \*\* That’s so gross. ::puking smiley:: ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/19 "2003-04-18T20:11:40Z")
Sorry, this one was too much a stretch - a 5-second gag stretched to 30 minutes. Cartman was really losing it, though - he had arguments with “Miss Lopez” when he was alone. The last line was simple reassurance for us. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Harrison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5ac83/32.png) [@John\_Harrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Harrison)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/20 "2003-04-19T16:58:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyld Stallyn \* > \*\*“Oh Jenny, your mouth tastes so good… like tacos!” \*\* Sweet taco kisses for my Ben!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229.md?page=2)