# South Park 4/16: Is J. Lopez known as a bitch?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229 "2003-04-17T02:37:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/41 "2003-04-22T04:28:56Z")

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Jennifer Lopez a bitch?

I don’t know, since I’ve never met her. From what I hear, though, the people in her old neighborhood would sooner give her a curb job than a blow job. Err… I mean block party.

😉

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/42 "2003-04-22T10:35:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jack Sarang \*  
> **…she made security clear the washroom and the entire floor just so she could piddle or poop all by herself.**

I could kind of see why, though. Can you imagine if there were a hundred people gossiping on the internet the next day about how much you grunt when you poop?

_originally posted by js\_africanus_

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> **…if looking at “sexual” images of minors leads to the abuse of minors, then that catalog will have far greater effect than the Cartman’s Hand-Ben Affleck tryst. First time I ever saw the catalog was when a bisexual woman pointed out how much she dug the girls in it. And by “dug” I don’t mean that she just wanted to be friends.**

Nah, I don’t buy that it leads to actual sexual abuse. For me anyway, there’s a big difference between drooling over underage girls and actually dating them. Ever tried to have a real conversation with a 16-year old?

Their nice to look at, though. Come on man, the Delia’s girls are HOT!

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/43 "2003-04-22T15:28:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
> \*\*Nah, I don’t buy that it leads to actual sexual abuse. \*\*

Neither do I. But that’s not the point. The point is that if that is not child porn, then Cartman jacking off Affleck is even less so.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/44 "2003-04-22T23:11:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
> \*\*Delia’s girls are HOT! \*\*

😕 How old are you? I’m not _that_ much older than the Delia’s girls and I don’t find them attractive at all. Most of them are at that akward stage where their heads are bigger than their bodies.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-4-16-is-j-lopez-known-as-a-bitch/169229/45 "2003-04-23T06:48:37Z")

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Tacos? Come on, everyone knows she tastes like Puffy.

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