# South Park, 8/1/01 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 2, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627 "2001-08-02T13:25:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/1 "2001-08-02T13:25:47Z")
Boy, the S&P department at Comedy Central has really loosened the reins this year on Matt Stone and Trey Parker. So far this season we’ve already had the infamous “shit” episode, as well as the “cripple fight” and Cartman having a kid’s parents killed and feeding them to him in a bowl of chili. Last night, though–yikes! Between “milking the dog,” Mr. Garrison showing the kids how to put on a condom, and the Mr. Mackey-Ms. Chokesondick liason, that may have been the raunchiest half-hour I’ve ever seen on basic cable. The show is still funny, though, maybe even funnier than the first two seasons. Anyone else have opinions on last night’s episode? “Come on boy–Red Rocket, Red Rocket!!” ::::snort:::: ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/2 "2001-08-02T14:13:38Z")
I didn’t see the episode last night, but the ‘Family Values’ guys on the radio this morning were talking about it. He said that it was the first time he was actually offended by the show. Not so offended that he had to turn it off, just offended enough to look like he had just ‘pooped his pants.’ This was following the conversation about how PTC is trying to ‘clean-up’ TV… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/3 "2001-08-02T15:26:21Z")
I just about choked when I saw Cartman whacking off the dog. At first I thought it was going to be a sight gag, of some sort - “Jeez guys, I’m only rubbing his belly.” Then with the Red-Rocket deal and the money shot - I couldn’t believe it. Unfortunately I was dead tired and I fell asleep halfway through it. The last line I remember (that made me chortle aloud) was Mr. Garrison trying to explain intercourse, “Let’s see I was 19 when I did it, you put the Penis, um, well I put it, um, somewhere. What the hell did I do with that thing?” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/4 "2001-08-02T15:39:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > I just about choked when I saw Cartman whacking off the dog. At first I thought it was going to be a sight gag, of some sort - “Jeez guys, I’m only rubbing his belly.” Then with the Red-Rocket deal and the money shot - I couldn’t believe it. Wasn’t it Lenny Bruce who said that the only thing he’d ever done that he considered perverted was jacking off his dog? ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/5 "2001-08-02T16:24:35Z")
Damnit, I missed the first seventeen minutes of the episode! But I thought the last half was great. Especially the “Beyond Thunderdome” scene and Garrison talking about sexual positions with the kids with the huge eyes - what are they, first-graders? What the heck is “glass bottom boat”? The only time I had to avert my eyes was when Mackey french-kissed Ms. Choksondik. Ewwww - tongue! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/6 "2001-08-02T16:47:59Z")
I thought it was funny as balls when Mackey was getting a hummer. “Mmmmmkay, Mmmmmkay, MmmmmKAY!” Good times. Yeah, this one was pretty ruanchy, i liked it. The dogs running around with stiffies struck me as suprising froma censor standpoint, and if I saw correctly you get a flash of Ms. Chokesonik’s nipples when she takes her shirt off. That was gross. The funniest part however was Mr Garrison teaching the Kindergarteners. The sexual positions, and putting the condom on with his mouth. Classic, but then again I tend to find anything that has the Kindergarteners in it funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![exchicagoan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@exchicagoan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exchicagoan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/7 "2001-08-03T05:06:33Z")
LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! (putting a condom on that way had never occured to me. Brilliant!) Actually slapped my leg 2 or 3 times at the daring of the whole thing. Said outloud, to myself----They not only have taken scenes to the “edge” they’re hangin out there in space. Must say though----I enjoy it because it’s a “cartoon”. I wouldn’t think it was funny if they were real people and real animals. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/8 "2001-08-03T05:11:39Z")
I’m just scared now. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/9 "2001-08-03T11:02:45Z")
Best episode _EVER_! ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/10 "2001-08-03T13:18:25Z")
It was one of the funniest episodes ever. I couldn’t believe they actually had the “money shot” scene. Mr. Garrison quizzing the kindergarteners on sexual positions was hilarious. And now we know the right age to start having sex: 17. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/11 "2001-08-03T13:31:55Z")
> [@](#): > > And now we know the right age to start having sex: 17. “What if you’re not ready at 17?” ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/12 "2001-08-03T13:45:09Z")
“17.” ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/13 "2001-08-03T14:22:44Z")
As usual, I was not offended by the sex in this week’s episode, nor the cripple fight, but I get more disgusted by gore and violence, like a couple weeks ago when Cartman fed the boy Chile with dead people in it. Also, I don’t like the bathroom humor and shit jokes. I still prefer Beavis and Butthead. Those guys rocked! I miss those dumbasses. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/14 "2001-08-03T14:42:55Z")
I missed it on Wednesday (I usually watch on Sunday after _The Man Show_). I’m glad I saw this thread – I’m not at all easily offended, but I sometimes watch the show with my 15 year old son and nephew. I think I’ll watch it alone this week, I don’t think the boys would enjoy sitting with me and watching oral sex, a dog getting jacked off, _a money shot!!_, etc. I should mention that my son and I _loved_ the cripple-fight episode. So sick! We called Doe (my 14 year old daughter who has cerebral palsy) in to watch it, too. She didn’t like it much – but then she doesn’t “get” _South Park_ at all. She just shook her head in a sad, sad way and said, “This is so wrong. You guys are just so sick and wrong.” Then she smacked Nick on the top of the head with her crutch as she walked back to her room. Fortunately, I was on the other side of the room and she couldn’t reach me. ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/15 "2001-08-03T15:29:40Z")
Say, what are the Chile Dog, Hot Carl, and some of those other sex positions Mr. Garrison and the kindergardners named? Is there a complete list somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/16 "2001-08-03T16:09:35Z")
George, trust me you don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/17 "2001-08-03T16:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*George, trust me you don’t want to know. \*\* Of course he does. He’s _curious_ George, after all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/18 "2001-08-03T16:49:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by curious george \* > Also, I don’t like the bathroom humor and shit jokes. > > I still prefer Beavis and Butthead. Those guys rocked! I miss those dumbasses. That’s one of the most ironic things I’ve read in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/19 "2001-08-03T17:53:10Z")
A quick Google search gives a definition for “Hot Karl” as “post-anal sex fellatio”. I’m sure you all really wanted to hear that. I’m still looking for a good definition of a “Filthy Sanchez”, though. I feel like I missed something. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627/20 "2001-08-03T17:59:07Z")
A filthy sanchez is when the top partner pulls out of the anus and draws a mustache on the bottom’s upper lip with the, ahem, stuff on the end of his dick. I am so sorry that I know that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-8-1-01/74627.md?page=2)