# South Park New Season {Possible Spoilers} **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 31, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620 "2002-10-31T01:19:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmburns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@cmburns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmburns)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/1 "2002-10-31T01:19:44Z")
TV Guide reports that Kenny will be making a comeback, but they are vague as to how in and what state. Any knowledge or guesses? My guess would have been that he’d just reappear and there’d be no explanation as to why and how, but I think they’ll be more creative than that. [http://www.tvguide.com/newsgossip/insider/021030a.asp](http://www.tvguide.com/newsgossip/insider/021030a.asp) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/2 "2002-10-31T02:48:54Z")
But that’s impossible! Kenny died! I saw it happen! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/3 "2002-10-31T07:17:39Z")
“Thank you Lord, They revived Kenny!” “You angels!” [sub]What?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/4 "2002-10-31T08:59:42Z")
I stopped watching South Park when Kenny went away. I guess I can start watching it again. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/5 "2002-10-31T14:29:26Z")
Thread title changed at the request of the OP. – Uke, SDMB Lesser Hoo-Hoo Who Lives in a Tree and Grants Secret Wishes ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/6 "2002-10-31T14:37:08Z")
Now if they’d just kill of Cartman every episode - preferrably at the START of each episode. THAT would be a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/7 "2002-10-31T14:43:35Z")
I’m guessing John Edwards will be involved. Perfect excuse to make fun of that bozo. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/8 "2002-10-31T15:17:00Z")
Oh my god- their playing new episodes! You Bastards (Its about time)! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/9 "2002-11-30T18:27:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*I’m guessing John Edwards will be involved. Perfect excuse to make fun of that bozo. \*\* Yes, I’m resurrecting this thread to pat myself on the back for one of my rare predictions that came true. _pat pat_ And what a superb shallacking they did on the SOB! A brilliant debunking, far better than I even hoped for. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/10 "2002-11-30T19:14:00Z")
**Revtim** , You’re a PSYCHIC!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/11 "2002-11-30T20:09:17Z")
Kenny’s now a meatloaf. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/12 "2002-11-30T20:13:37Z")
A pot roast. Possibly inhabiting Rob Schneider’s body. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/13 "2002-11-30T20:50:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\ ***Revtim** , You’re a PSYCHIC!!! :eek: \*\* And even if I denied it, people will still think I am!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/14 "2002-11-30T22:11:28Z")
No matter how they bring him back, it’s going to be disgusting. Remember that Cartman ingested Kenny’s ashes and is currently possessed by the spirit of Kenny. Off topic a bit, I just got the season one box set w/audio commentary (on separate CDs) from Comedy Central. Story has it that Warner Brothers (the distribution company for the show) felt that the running commentary would have to be edited for “standards” issues. Exsqueeze me? This IS South Park after all. Strangerer and strangerer, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/15 "2002-11-30T23:41:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \* > \*\*No matter how they bring him back, it’s going to be disgusting. Remember that Cartman ingested Kenny’s ashes and is currently possessed by the spirit of Kenny. > > Off topic a bit, I just got the season one box set w/audio commentary (on separate CDs) from Comedy Central. Story has it that Warner Brothers (the distribution company for the show) felt that the running commentary would have to be edited for “standards” issues. Exsqueeze me? This IS South Park after all. Strangerer and strangerer, I tells ya. \*\* Well, if Parker and Stone had done the smart thing and NOT cruciefied and vilified Jodie Foster, then they might have been able to do the audio commentary. But they chose to be their ususal asshat selves, so no audio commentary. But don’t despair, the audio commentary is coming out on CD. Oh joy.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/16 "2002-11-30T23:51:53Z")
How did they crucify Jodie foster? I’m pretty up on S. P. but I don’t remember this. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/17 "2002-12-01T13:45:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lawoot \* > \*\*Now if they’d just kill of Cartman every episode - preferrably at the START of each episode. THAT would be a good thing. \*\* Have you ever paid attention to what they actually do to Cartman? He’s **the** most abused child on television, and I’m including Kenny! He’s been tricked into giving a homeless man blowjobs, been tricked into sticking his hand up a donkey’s bum, accidentaly been brainwashed into being a vietnamese hooker, been crucified, and been posessed by the spirit of Kenny! And that’s just off the top of my head! Also, what **Diogenes** asked. What’s up with Jodie Foster? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/18 "2002-12-01T14:00:24Z")
I’m pretty sure what **WSLer** meant was that Stone and Parker ripped her up so much in commentary, they couldn’t include it on the DVDs. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/19 "2002-12-01T21:11:00Z")
Don’t forget, **Eric Cartman** was also tricked into buying a teenager’s pubes for 20 dollars, tricked into giving up his kidney to save Kyle, tricked into selling his amusement park after it was making tons of money, endured alien anal-probing, had a V-chip on him and was electocuted the better part of a 2-hour movie, was stranded in the ethiopian desert, forced to hide inside Ms Chokesondick’s corpse, etc ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/20 "2002-12-01T21:36:29Z")
[Background on the Jodie Foster thing.](http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/movies/video_dvd/4495620.htm) > [@](#): > > But apparently Warner did not like Parker and Stone taking shots at people who do business with its corporate parent, AOL Time Warner. Of particular note was an extended Stone-Parker rant about Contact, the movie starring Jodie Foster and directed by Robert Zemeckis, two big Hollywood players. South Park included a joke about how bad Parker and Stone think Contact is, and they went on at even greater length on the audio commentary. “Thou shalt not include personal opinions which may negatively impact our bottom line.” [testing the waters] [Michael Miner](http://www.chireader.com/hottype/2002/021129_1.html) sucks donkey balls! [/testing the waters] 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620.md?page=2)