# South Park New Season {Possible Spoilers}

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 31, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620 "2002-10-31T01:19:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Jake2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jake2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake2)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/21 "2002-12-01T22:21:17Z")

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Silent: Remember the words of Kyle (?): "Remide me never to piss off Cartman!) This was in th "Pubes episode,

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/22 "2002-12-01T22:22:00Z")

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I’m watching the episode where Parker/Stone talk about Jodie Foster, et al. The whole rant lasts about three minutes! They talked about how they were unhappy with the ending of _Contact_ and how they thought Zemeckis had gone downhill since _Back to the Future_.

So sad that WB would find this upsetting.

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/23 "2002-12-01T22:45:10Z")

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Hopefully they’ll kill off Butters.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/24 "2002-12-02T03:02:58Z")

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Burn, **Witch**! Butters is my favourite!

Probably because he’s _exactly_ what I was like as a kid, except he’s mostly made up of geometric primitives.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/25 "2002-12-02T05:34:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Incubus \*  
> \*\*tricked into selling his amusement park after it was making tons of money, forced to hide inside Ms Chokesondick’s corpse, etc \*\*

Actually, these two were more of his poor judgement them trickery.

He could have hidden somewhere else then inside of a corpse, if he had enough warning and hadn’t made tweak use “hammertime” as a warning(even after tweak said he wouldn’t remember).

That I could consider to be his own damn fault.

As for the park, he insisted on selling the park back because he wasn’t having fun anymore. It’s not like the former owner held a gun to his head.

Then again, if cartman was smart, he would have just closed the park to all but himself one day a week, instead of selling it.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/26 "2002-12-02T13:52:42Z")

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But the rip job they did on John Edwards that phoney “talking with the dead” waste of flesh guy, with detailed explainations on the trick of using cold reading, miking the audience ahead of time ect. was truly a classic. The rip was even worse then what they did to Streisand.

Excellent!

😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/27 "2002-12-02T14:16:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by elf6c \*  
> \*\*phoney “talking with the dead”
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> \*\*

Damn, I wish I’d seen that.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/28 "2002-12-02T17:21:49Z")

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Wait a minute! Lets take a step back.

(did anyone bite?)

* * *

Atheists live forever.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/south-park-new-season-possible-spoilers/134620/29 "2002-12-03T06:38:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by elf6c \*  
> \*\*But the rip job they did on John Edwards that phoney “talking with the dead” waste of flesh guy, with detailed explainations on the trick of using cold reading, miking the audience ahead of time ect. was truly a classic. The rip was even worse then what they did to Streisand.
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> Excellent!
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> 😃 \*\*

Books found in John Edwards home.

“How to make people think you’re physic”  
“Cold Reading for Dummies(Or something like that)”  
“Convince women you’re Pyshic; And then Have Sex with them”  
“How to 69 yourself”

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