# Sovereign Citizens-- Please tell me this is fake

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 24, 2016, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572 "2016-10-24T07:38:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/801 "2024-01-02T03:18:02Z")

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If they had the plate number **JFK 22** they’d totally deserve an Oscar for their performance. Or whatever’s the correct name for the Best-SovCit-of-the-Year award. I propose the Doofus.

Assuming I remembered the numbers right.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/802 "2024-01-02T03:59:55Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> If they had the plate number **JFK 22** they’d totally deserve an Oscar for their performance. Or whatever’s the correct name for the Best-SovCit-of-the-Year award. I propose the Doofus.

They should get an Oscar, but the award is a guy in a trash can.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/803 "2024-01-02T17:40:57Z")

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The Georgia Dept. of Public Safety offers [a one-hour online course](https://www.gpstc.org/featured-training/the-sovereign-citizen-movement/) to train officers on how to deal with sov cits.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/804 "2024-01-02T17:55:06Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> I don’t think local police or sheriffs have _ever_ had authority to demand proof of citizenship.

That could be changing in the Lone Star State… at least until the new law is struck down. Yeehaw!: [Texas governor signs bill making illegal immigration a state crime | The Texas Tribune](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/12/18/texas-governor-abbott-bills-border-wall-illegal-entry-crime-sb3-sb4/)

> [@wolfpup](#):
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> One thing this particular sovcit said was kinda true, though maybe not in the way he intended. When told he was going to jail, he said “I’m not going anywhere”, which was true because while he was bloviating about being protected by “Article 4 of the Treaty of Peace and Friendship”, the cops were pushing a stop strip under the vehicle tires, which is always a good idea when dealing with unhinged lunatics!..

Yeah, I noticed that. Never saw that done before, but it seems like a good idea if cops have (a) the time, (b) the strips and (c) reason to suspect the motorist is going to try to peel out.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/805 "2024-01-03T03:48:43Z")

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A lawsuit seemingly based on sovereign citizen nuttery backfires on a lawyer.

> **[Vancouver lawyer suspended after accusations of pseudolegal 'paper terrorism'...](https://ca.news.yahoo.com/vancouver-lawyer-suspended-accusations-pseudolegal-224810319.html)**
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> A Vancouver lawyer accused of filing a groundless pseudolegal lawsuit against her neighbour over a glass deck divider has been banned from practising law in British Columbia while the province's law society investigates a complaint.Naomi Arbabi was...

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/806 "2024-01-03T03:54:35Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> A lawsuit seemingly based on sovereign citizen nuttery backfires on a lawyer. -

Not seemingly. The quotes in the article are fluent SovCit.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/807 "2024-01-03T04:46:46Z")

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Posted about a month ago.

> [@Sovereign Citizens-- Please tell me this is fake](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/702):
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> A sovereign lawyer, ’ “i” a “human woman” ’ sues her neighbour using, not the legal system, but some magical natural law that other people just don’t understand. Then threatens to sue the CBC when they come to interview as she had agreed to. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-lawyer-pseudolegal-lawsuit-1.7025394](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-lawyer-pseudolegal-lawsuit-1.7025394)

But nice update.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/808 "2024-01-03T14:02:46Z")

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A glance at the picture in the Yahoo article suggests Ms. Arbabi was used to making a pretty nice living. As Inspector Clouseau would say: Naaahhht Naymaaahhhrr!!

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/809 "2024-01-05T17:18:33Z")

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I have to wonder what Moroccans over in the real Morocco think about this. Are they more flattered that a bunch of foreigners want to be them? Or more offended that they invoke the name of Morocco in vain to evade the law?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/810 "2024-01-07T12:56:21Z")

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Heck, if I were in a position of authority in another country, I’d cash in on “identification” to cash in on these idiots. Why not? As long as I put in the right disclaimers, they can say they’re “citizens” of Rhombonia all they like, providing the checks clear.

And no cop would dare pull over a Latverian without good cause. You do not want Dr. Doom showing up at your embassy.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/811 "2024-01-07T21:34:23Z")

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… sounds like Clobberin’ Time…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/812 "2024-01-20T16:29:27Z")

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Update: “i, a woman” strikes out again.

[Suspended Vancouver lawyer's lawsuit dismissed as abuse of process with pseudolegal hallmarks | CBC News](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-lawyer-pseudolegal-lawsuit-judgment-1.7089006#:~:text=A%20lawsuit%20filed%20by%20a,hallmarks%20of%20a%20pseudolegal%20claim).

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/813 "2024-01-20T18:31:11Z")

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I’ve wondered why this lawyer would do this, as it was clear from the outset that the bullshit she was peddling would clearly lead to bad consequences for her.

From the article, it appears that she had a mental breakdown during covid and turned to one of these scammers who prey on people with their soverign citizen “courses” I imagine she paid them good money to fill her head with crap.

She’s been suspended, and will soon lose her ability to practice law; a clear and obvious consequence of her actions. It’s sad. In a previous time, she would not have had such easy access to the scammers, and would possibly have gotten help from her community to get through whatever rough mental patch she was going through. The sovereign citizen “give us your money” scum are responsible for a lot of agony.

I see the judge in this case used the Meads decision. Judge Meads should be proud of the help he’s given to the legal community.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/814 "2024-01-21T00:28:04Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> soon lose her ability to practice law

Friend, that ship’s already sailed. What she’s going to lose is her permission to practrice law.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/815 "2024-01-21T02:05:00Z")

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Hah! You’ve got that right.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/816 "2024-01-21T02:37:40Z")

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But _sovereign_ citizens don’t need no steenkin’ _permission_. They got their own permission built right in!

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/817 "2024-01-21T02:39:34Z")

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About a year ago, someone joined this board _very_ briefly. Their first, and perhaps only post, included the following statement, which I found interesting into the mind of a sovereign citizen.

> INTERNATIONAL PUBLIC NOTICE:  
> ‘We The People’ under the Articles of Confederation and The States of America do not authorize any congress or the Biden Administration to borrow or transfer funds from our treasury or utilize bearer bonds bearing the given names of We The People, U.S. citizens or citizens of the United States. No further funding of The United States or any agency funded by The United States Municipal Government is authorized. The corporate debt accumulated by The United States Municipal government and it’s corporate U.S. Congress will no longer be serviced by We The People or papist bearer bonds bearing the registered trade names of British-American Sovereigns. We do not authorize the transfer of any assets, military or otherwise to the communist/nazi State of Ukraine or it’s president Volodomyr Zelenskyy
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> [Name]  
> British American Sovereign under Articles of Confederation and the standing  
> Confederation of the States of America

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/818 "2024-01-21T02:52:16Z")

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A quick google search shows an interview with a morgage broker on the advantages of having a real estate lawyer.

[The video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1baqJHn6K0) is from six years ago, and she seemed quite reasonable then (in the first 30 seconds I watched).

The YouTube channel has 36 subscribers and most of videos have a dozen views, plus or minus a few.

This one has over a thousand, with the latest viewer comments:

“this will become this channel’s most viewed video”

“Somewhere between this video and now Naomi took a sip of the crazy juice.”

“You should consider taking this video down given current circumstances with your guest.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/819 "2024-01-21T03:21:50Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> which I found interesting into the mind of a sovereign citizen.

IOW, “I hate taxes and don’t pay mine.” albeit in _very_ flower language.

Idjits.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sovereign-citizens-please-tell-me-this-is-fake/769572/820 "2024-01-21T03:26:57Z")

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I did like the mixed-up nature of the whole thing; “British-American Sovereigns”, “communist/nazi State of Ukraine”, “papist bearer bonds”.

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