Mostly because it’s difficult [but NOT impossible] to get trains to fall out of windows.
Defenestrainstation
The incident that triggered the Railigious Wars.
You keep up these puns derailing our thread and somebody is gonna get steamed.
They’re doing what they’ve been trained to do.
That train must have spoken out against Putin.
I can totally believe Putin as a vampire or some other evil creature who was lurking around in the 1800s. Probably buddies with Rasputin at some point.
If he had gone crazy in Spain and needed a reason for his crimes, it might have provided a locomotive.
As God as my witness, I thought locomotives could fly!
Similar to the Army’s experimental flying tank in tests: “The tank remained airborne for 99% of the duration of the test.”
There is a brief clip that I believe is real, not AI, of a staged locomotive jump where they built an uphill ramp at the edge of a chasm, then set a diesel loco and a couple cars at full speed towards the jump ramp.
It launched up the ramp with confidence, then fell off the end and plummeted most immediately, but oh so gracefully, into the chasm.
I’ve seen it incorporated in various “collection of train crashes” videos I’ve watched on YT. But I was unable to locate it as a separate short clip to cite. Else it’d be right below here:
I’m posting this because there’s more gobbeldygook in this one than in most. Van Balion himself, the YouTuber who collects SovCit videos, says that this is the most amusing one in his entire collection. This guy is amazing, invoking in equal measure a delusional view of the Constitution and how God himself is on his side:
SovCitt: “Do you have $10,000 effective immediately [for me to produce my driver’s license]?”
Officer: “Yeah, I do. It’s at the station, let’s go.”
Slightly later, accused by the SovCit of “not being friendly”, the officer replies “I’m very friendly, because you haven’t been ripped out of your vehicle yet”.
But when he is ripped out of his vehicle when they have to break a window (I love window-breaking videos involving apparently astonished SovCits) he now demands $10 million in compensation. It does not appear that he ever gets it. But he does get multiple felony charges, including drug possession.
I still think my favorite sov citizen video is the one where the idiot literally prays for Trump to save him.
That’s the one.
And any Airborne sergeant could tell you: if your parachute malfunctions, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Go to your room.
Do you mean the MrBeast video with over 400 million views?
