# Space Ghost Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-ghost-quotes/121654>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 31, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-ghost-quotes/121654 "2002-07-31T05:56:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-ghost-quotes/121654/21 "2002-08-01T04:24:34Z")

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He can’t blow me up. I’m not animated to explode.

If you are stil watching this you are a moron! This is our joke on you!

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-ghost-quotes/121654/22 "2002-08-01T05:15:44Z")

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**Russ Powell** (juggling knives)  
Now, I have a confession to make here, I have never really figured out a way to stop this. So, uh, any ideas?  
**Moltar**  
Uh, let it fall on your head.  
**Zorak**  
Yeah, do that.  
**Moltar**  
Mmm, that might be dangerous.  
**Zorak**  
Hey, throw 'em up really high, and catch 'em in your mouth.  
**Moltar**  
But be careful.  
**Zorak**  
That lady mantis… wasn’t really a lady.  
**Space Ghost**  
Not really a lady? Huh? Then she must have been… Wait! You were digging on a dude?  
**Zorak**  
It’s not what you think. Carl is part of a male mantis resistance movement that intercedes at the moment when the urge is the worst. He lured me back to his nest, where we ate barbeque and talked sports until the urge had passed. He…saved my life, and for that, I will always be grateful.  
**Space Ghost**  
What a remarkable story! I wonder who owns the movie rights.  
**Zorak**  
Ted Turner.  
**Zorak**  
I’m gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!  
**Space Ghost**  
You’re not gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!  
**Zorak**  
C’mon! You said it was a free country!  
**Space Ghost**  
With freedom comes responsibility.  
**Zorak**  
With freedom comes nudity!  
**Space Ghost**  
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to ‘move on.’ It might take a week, it might take a year. It might take longer. She told me she needs space. I said, “That’s me! I’m Space! Space Ghost!” It’s very dark, and very cold. It’s so very cold in space.  
**Space Ghost**  
Sometimes I like to use the spank ray…on myself. Ooooh yeah

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-ghost-quotes/121654/23 "2002-08-01T06:03:23Z")

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I can’t do it justice, but there was an episode where Space Ghost sang a bunch of Irish names, and part of the credits matched what he was singing.

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