# Space Station Orbits the Moon!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819 "2012-01-17T20:06:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/1 "2012-01-17T20:06:09Z")

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Picture here: [Two Earth Satellites Viewed From Houston](http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=76942)

As you can see, somehow the US secretly smuggled the ISS to lunar orbit\*.

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- Or not. 😃

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/2 "2012-01-17T20:08:18Z")

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“Why can’t you just stop and ask for directions?”

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/3 "2012-01-17T20:13:24Z")

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My God, the ISS is _gigantic_!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/4 "2012-01-17T20:26:28Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> My God, the ISS is _gigantic_!

About the same size as Copernicus crater…about 58 miles wide!!!\*

\*- If it actually was orbiting the Moon…wait…didn’t we slip it into [solar orbit?](http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=48442)

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**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/5 "2012-01-17T20:34:40Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> About the same size as Copernicus crater…about 58 miles wide!!!\*
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> \*- If it actually was orbiting the Moon…wait…didn’t we slip it into [solar orbit?](http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=48442)

You FOOL! It can only go there at night!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/6 "2012-01-17T20:44:05Z")

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> [@howye](#):
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> You FOOL! It can only go there at night!

It’s okay! The pilot has sunglasses!

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/7 "2012-01-17T22:38:48Z")

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That’s not a moon. That’s a space station.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/8 "2012-01-17T23:06:59Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> That’s not a moon. That’s a space station.

It’s too big to be a space station.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/9 "2012-01-18T00:18:07Z")

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> [@robert\_columbia](#):
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> It’s too big to be a space station.

I have a very bad feeling about this…

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/space-station-orbits-the-moon/609819/10 "2012-01-18T03:18:50Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> That’s not a moon. That’s a space station.

> [@robert\_columbia](#):
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> It’s too big to be a space station.

> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I have a very bad feeling about this…

Wait, I thought the current VP was Biden.
