# SpaceJacskon/OJSimpson Do Not Feed Order **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823 "2000-02-13T20:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/1 "2000-02-13T20:48:00Z")
Let’s try something. “Do not feed the trolls” is a common phrase to all of you, I know. And we all do it now and again. Lord knows I do. Those trolls are usually entertaining in some way though. But lets try an experiment. I call on all the members of the forum to **not respond** to either SpaceJackson or OJSimpson’s posts. **Nothing**. Not “off to Coventry” not “you’re an idiot” not “huh?” I’m talking **nothing** , here folks. Some people ignore them by default but I ask that we **all** not respond. Let’s see if we can make this experiment work. Just for the hell of it. Effective now. Feel free to link people who do respond to this thread. If by some chance they contribute something worthwhile, then we’ll call off the ban. This should be fun 😃 * * * **Marge** : Your father is… resting. **Bart** : “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here. ---
**Author:** ![OJSimpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OJSimpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OJSimpson)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/2 "2000-02-13T20:56:00Z")
lew hew sah huuuurrr ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/3 "2000-02-13T21:01:00Z")
Someone named katana has a post in the Yearbook Quotes thread that gave me pause. Perhaps we should keep an eye on that one too? * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/4 "2000-02-13T21:02:00Z")
Alpha, I already posted the same request in those threads and reported them to the mod/administrator. I recieved a reply e-mail that their posting rights were cut off, but obviously it hasn’t taken effect yet. What a shame that intelligent adults can’t just ignore. I’ve said that so many times I’m blue in the face. Zette ---
**Author:** ![SpaceJackson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@SpaceJackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceJackson)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/5 "2000-02-13T21:06:00Z")
I DO not know why i keep getting associated with this OjSimpson charactor but you people really are quite rude. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/6 "2000-02-13T21:08:00Z")
Yeah, Zette. I’ve always thought of you as a champion of the “Do Not Feed” scenario. I didn’t mean to steal your thunder, I just wanted to yawp it from the rooftops. I’ll give you props, Zette. 🙂 The good news is, neither OJ nor SpaceJ have replied to this thread! Thats a good sign. * * * **Marge** : Your father is… resting. **Bart** : “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/7 "2000-02-13T22:19:00Z")
Just bringing this back up to top… Sweet Basil ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/8 "2000-02-13T22:20:00Z")
Tooped with basil, …now I’m getting hungry for a pizza,who’s with me??? ---
**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/9 "2000-02-13T22:55:00Z")
I’m with ya. Off to proof some yeast. * * * A point in every direction is like no point at all ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/10 "2000-02-13T23:03:00Z")
Alpha, You certainly didn’t steal \*\* my \*\* thunder- the more intelligent posters that follow this policy, the less idiots we’ll attract. I’m all for anyone who can spread the word. As a funny aside, I’ve seen these morons get 40 or 50 replies to a nonsense, obscene post. When I posted about the exact thing you said in your OP a while ago, I got exactly 6 responses. Most of them said “well, we like to take them to task, show 'em who’s boss”. Whatever. Get a life, you know? Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/11 "2000-02-13T23:31:00Z")
DO NOT FEED TROLLS Ok, got it, no problem. It is unfortunate that they still beg for it though, but without the verbal sustenance they will crawl back to wherever they came from. Kinda like a racoon, but not as cute! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/12 "2000-02-13T23:56:00Z")
Well, Zette, I think a lot of it has to do with the nature of the troll. The ones I tend to bait are just loud opinionated idiots. The PitBullDawg variety. It could be argued that they are contributing, even if it is just in an obnoxious way. But the Jackson/Simpson morons start threads that literally have no meaning. I’ve also seen them post in GD topics saying inane and amazingly irrelevant shit like “basketball is fun.” Responding is 100% pointless. And without responses, these 900-words-or-less posts will sink like lead bricks. Especially in forums with high turnover like MPSIMS. * * * **Marge** : Your father is… resting. **Bart** : “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here. ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/13 "2000-02-14T00:53:00Z")
Agreed. This is a policy I’ve always followed. I frequently had the impression that a lot of posters enjoyed exchanging insults with the trolls (oooh, maybe I can do a better flame and use more profanities than anyone else and then get congratulated for it). Well maybe they’ve gotten tired of it – OJ (the username is repugnant too!) has posted some idiot replies in another thread and so far everyone’s ignored him. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Vimes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Sam\_Vimes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Vimes)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/14 "2000-02-14T20:18:00Z")
I bet you valley girls would just abominate generators of “inane and amazingly irrelevant shit” like Edward Albee, Samuel Beckett, and Bill Griffith. However, if you gum smacking clique-meisters (oh _gawd_ just ignore him, and maybe he’ll go _away_) even know these names I’ll be fucking floored. I’d say that SpaceJackson = Vladimir and OJSimpson = Estragon. And Cecil is Godot. Sam Vimes ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/15 "2000-02-14T20:29:00Z")
Add Sam Vimes to the OJ and SJ list of invisibles? ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/16 "2000-02-14T20:30:00Z")
I swore to myself that I would never acknowledge the existence of these people, but why start a thread saying “Ignore this person?” ?!?! That’s just “feeding the troll.” I personally **never** (ok, with this one exception) acknowledge them at all. Not even a “boy, that post was stupid.” If you find something that clearly is cause for dismissal from the board, then e-mail a moderator, and quote the thread! But otherwise, **don’t** mention the person in **any** way. And that’s the **last** I have to say on this subject. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Vimes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Sam\_Vimes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Vimes)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/17 "2000-02-14T20:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Rysdad: > **Add Sam Vimes to the OJ and SJ list of invisibles?** I’d be honored, but no, I’m a separate entity, thinking my own thoughts. Can you say the same, Rysdad? And I notice that you still have no clue who Edward Albee is. Sam Vimes ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/18 "2000-02-14T21:15:00Z")
All right, I’ll answer. Edward A. Albee, American playwright. He won a couple of Pulitzers and a couple of Tonys. He was probably best known for _Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?_ Happy now, Sammy? And just for the record, I have no problem with Sam, nor do I think he is the SpaceJackson/OJSimpson ninny. And for your further edification,it appears the SpaceJackson/OJSimpson entity has now has another feckless morph, Melanoma, **not** to be confused with **Meltonin**. ---
**Author:** ![Melanoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Melanoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melanoma)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/19 "2000-02-14T21:20:00Z")
I wonder if your parents ever told you IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT AND DONT WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME REPLYING TO IT WITH SENSELESS BULLSHIT YOU TESTICAL SHITTING RECTAL WART DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823/20 "2000-02-14T21:26:00Z")
Nahh, I think UncleBeer’s parents spent their time teaching him grammar, punctuation, and respect for those with more intelligence, lessons I see you are lacking. You and your various puppets are persona non grata to me from this point on. * * * Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spacejacskon-ojsimpson-do-not-feed-order/13823.md?page=2)