# Spam-Inspired Band Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spam-inspired-band-names/250030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spam-inspired-band-names/250030 "2004-06-12T23:23:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Picasso\_Feet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Picasso\_Feet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picasso_Feet)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spam-inspired-band-names/250030/1 "2004-06-12T23:23:07Z")

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So I checked my email. Belated e-card form a school friend, a surprisingly articulate email from her 3 year old brother, a lost password message, notification of cancelation from RO, and 28 spam emails. So, out of the sheer boredom that has eaten its way so deep into my heart that all the Pet Meds subscriptions in the world could not dislodge it, I read them.  
And they are hilarious. Some of them even coherant and deep. Poetry in advertisement. Who’da thunk it? Anyway, on to the **Spam Names**!

**Bodice Rippers Remain Foreign  
Girl Beyond Mortician  
Creole Cleavage  
Defined by Cream Puff  
Blood Clot  
Man Talon  
He Called Her Alberta  
Necromancer Defined  
The Cheese Wheel Panics  
Starlets Remain Frozen**

Please _do_ share yours too. Og knows a Doper band will become famous one day because of this thread/us/it/argyle socks/bunny slippers/teapots shaped like cows that even moo/medication/money/luck/coffee.