# Spammer Names! Get Your Spammer Names Here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797 "2005-08-12T23:10:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/1 "2005-08-12T23:10:38Z")
If you need a classy alias for selling cut price penis implants, [look no further.](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/spamname.cgi) I rejoice in the name of Dilogarithm O. Freeze. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/2 "2005-08-12T23:23:39Z")
Exclamatory A. Cranberry interesting, I am a fan of the cran… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/3 "2005-08-12T23:32:35Z")
Sentiment Z. Roadside. So… Click here to win a 1920’s style death ray? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/4 "2005-08-12T23:43:03Z")
Bwahaha! I am **Mobster I. Patriarchal**. I am the godfather of spam. ---
**Author:** ![liberty3701](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@liberty3701](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty3701)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/5 "2005-08-12T23:46:20Z")
Emily V. Cutlass oddly, my sister’s name is Emily ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/6 "2005-08-13T00:38:51Z")
My Doper name becomes Beaumont C. Calcareous, which has rather a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/7 "2005-08-13T03:42:09Z")
I’m **Swish V. Moment**. Look for my V!@.g.r.a pitches soon! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/8 "2005-08-13T03:52:54Z")
Fennel Q. Romano (I guess I’m Raymond’s sleazier brother, the one they don’t like to talk about) ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/9 "2005-08-13T03:56:36Z")
Dinnertime W. Functionary Mmmm, functionary. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/10 "2005-08-13T04:19:20Z")
Rawlinson W. Phosphorylate. Well, that’s just peculiar. ---
**Author:** ![Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckler_of_Swashing)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/11 "2005-08-13T04:53:47Z")
Cadmium B. Cultural indeed ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/12 "2005-08-13T04:58:10Z")
**Dietrich G. Missionary** I think we know what I’ll be selling… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/13 "2005-08-13T05:11:17Z")
**Czarcasm** comes out as **Cranky F. Purpose** -absolute proof that they are using a random name generator, right? I said _right_? ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/14 "2005-08-13T05:53:03Z")
I end up as Conestoga E. Stamina, which, coincidentally, is the name under which I make porno films. mm ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/15 "2005-08-13T06:03:30Z")
**Topologize A. Seahorse.** Uhhh… Will the stuff I’m pushing help me do that? ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/16 "2005-08-13T06:51:31Z")
Hutchins J. Dennis ? Man, am I ever going to get beat up on the playground for that one. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/17 "2005-08-13T21:39:42Z")
Respiratory Q. Perth Huh? Doper name I like better, comes back: Flippant Y. Hastings ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/18 "2005-08-13T22:05:41Z")
rayh gives **Upraise W. Connors** seems apt somehow for viagra ray gives **Calcite Y. Lumber** for back problems raymond gives **Figurate K. Rondo** ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/19 "2005-08-13T22:07:05Z")
I’m Spanner C. Capsize! [COLOR=Red]Fear my wrath[/COLOR]. Oh, and by my stuff… not necessarily in that order. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/20 "2005-08-13T22:12:57Z")
Let me try that again and spell it correctly this time. I am Spanner C. Capsize. Fear my wrath!! Oh, yeah. And buy my stuff…not necessarily in that order. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797.md?page=2)