# Spammer Names! Get Your Spammer Names Here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797 "2005-08-12T23:10:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/21 "2005-08-13T22:18:53Z")
My real name gave me: Germicidal E. Reprieve With my Dopername I got: Ergative F. Scaffold ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/22 "2005-08-13T22:31:52Z")
Hustle P. Nitroglycerine. I should be on the Homeland Security watch list. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/23 "2005-08-13T22:47:18Z")
Behold **Autistic M. Inlay** Hmmmm… Rainman does cutrate dentistry? ---
**Author:** ![Future\_days](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cab0a1/32.png) [@Future\_days](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Future_days)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/24 "2005-08-13T22:49:21Z")
I tried **Tony Blair** for a laugh and he’s **Wartime I. Elsevier** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/25 "2005-08-13T22:52:07Z")
Using my real name: Apocalypse Q. Notocord Using my screen name: Savant E. Begin ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/26 "2005-08-13T22:53:19Z")
Condoleeza Rice is Chaff F. Salmonella. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/27 "2005-08-13T23:14:09Z")
Hrrmf. “Roland Orzabal” becomes **Emblem U. Tinkle**. I’m sure the real Roland would be thrilled to know that. My real name bestows upon me the moniker **Shutdown V. Axiom**. Oooh, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/28 "2005-08-13T23:14:18Z")
> [@Future days](#): > > I tried **Tony Blair** for a laugh and he’s **Wartime I. Elsevier** > > 😃 And Geroge Bush is **Bricklay J. Countrymen** ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/29 "2005-08-13T23:51:04Z")
Screenname is \*\* Thunderous L. Allotted \*\* When I put in my real name, middle and everything(I was desperate to find an interesting one) I got \*\* Confederate I. Heaven \*\* :eek: That may be a little too interesting. Heh -Lil ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/30 "2005-08-13T23:57:22Z")
Real name: **Bludgeon Q. Alumni** Doper name: **Texture B. Preclude** Name on other message boards: **Greensboro S. Chapel** And, because of whom these names are reminding me of: Groucho Marx: **Amnesia W. Squishy** Julius Henry Marx: **Hackel B. Hailstorm** ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/31 "2005-08-14T00:04:24Z")
My screen name spammer name was boring, but I’m **Croix Y. Vineyard** in real life. And I don’t have a drop of French blood in me. These names always remind me of characters played by W.C. Fields ( **Elastomer J. Quantify** , using his birth name.) ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/32 "2005-08-14T00:20:15Z")
My real name got me **Belgian H. Although**. My dopername got me **Calamitous U. Media**. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/33 "2005-08-14T00:20:49Z")
Donald Rumsfeld becomes **Meadow C. Magpie**. That has a certain ring to it, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/34 "2005-08-14T01:16:39Z")
**Puffy L. Thrush.** I would happily change my Doper name to this, if I wasn’t so lazy and easily - oops! My TV show is back on! ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797/35 "2005-08-14T06:44:29Z")
**Harrow Z Whipple** Mind your hands around that Charmin, ladies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spammer-names-get-your-spammer-names-here/316797.md?page=1)