# Spanish playboy channel...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2005, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398 "2005-03-20T05:54:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398/21 "2005-03-21T14:39:46Z")

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Years ago I was watching a German porn film (I was feeling very multicultural), and most of the dialog was in German. However, important plot points were dubbed in very stiff and awkward English. In one scene, two or three men were sticking their naughty bits in a cage that contained a woman. One man who was not getting enough attention said, “To me. Cause her to come over to me.”

In the most businesslike fashion, of course.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398/22 "2005-03-21T15:32:32Z")

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As my old friend Herr Ziegler (the world’s Most German) once asked me:

“What do you call two men sticking their naughty bits into a caged woman?”

“Zee old fashioned way.”

(It sounded better with a thick, thick accent.)

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398/23 "2005-03-21T19:43:50Z")

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> [@FellowshipoftheBling](#):
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> (re:panocha) Well good to know! I thought they where talking about some sort of pastry.

Well, _in the strict dictionary sense_, it IS some sort of pastry, or a form of brown sugar. Hey, it’s something sweet to eat, you make the association.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spanish-playboy-channel/295398/24 "2005-03-21T19:55:06Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> “Usted puede imaginarse adonde va de aquí.”
> 
> “él fija el cable?”
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> “No sea fatuo, Jeffrey.”
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> (The preceding reference was translated via Babelfish.)

“el duderino, if you’re not into the whole… brevity thing”  
I just realised. I don’t speak a word of Spanish but can still spot a Big Lebowski reference in a butchered babelfish translation.

BTW, what’s the Spanish translation for Logjammin’?

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