# Spare me your fucking drama!! - (My First BBQ Pit Thread) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004 "2001-05-01T22:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/21 "2001-05-02T16:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > > In fact, just allow me to submit, period. :: stifled laughter :: Fiver…submitting… :: covering mouth to avoid getting in trouble, running off to be a whore :: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/22 "2001-05-02T16:02:32Z")
Okay, I’ve got another question - has anyone here ever done this sort of thing? I think I may have been emotionally charged and dramatic when I was in my early teen years, to be honest. I’m just surprised to see it from someone 29. **Fiver** , thanks for the personal whore offer. Now I can say I’ve had the offer from a man and a woman! This kid only plays on one side of the street, though. Our side looks better, it’s cleaner, it smells better and there’s less hair. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/23 "2001-05-02T16:08:24Z")
Over there: Less hair? [Au contraire](http://www.mindspring.com/~glenn5/images/pages.jpg)! **jarbabyj** : Quiet, you! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/24 "2001-05-02T16:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > **jarbabyj** : Quiet, you! who are you? Mr. Peabody? 😃 Tibs: after my trip to the women’s locker room at my gym yesterday I must say your claim that we smell better is up for grabs…baaaddddd kitty. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/25 "2001-05-02T22:31:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tiburon \* > **Okay, I’ve got another question - has anyone here ever done this sort of thing** All the time–it’s the way I traditionally greet strangers. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/26 "2001-05-02T23:48:10Z")
I would like to place an order for my very own personal whore. Enclosed you will find a moneyorder and the coupon I clipped from The Straight Dope Magazine. A man whore, please. Hair is not an issue. ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/27 "2001-05-03T00:24:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyn \* > \*\*I would like to place an order for my very own personal whore. Enclosed you will find a moneyorder and the coupon I clipped from The Straight Dope Magazine. > A man whore, please. Hair is not an issue. \*\* Are you looking for someone who will whore for men, or a male prostitute? These things are important (good call on the hair, BTW). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/28 "2001-05-03T00:47:12Z")
Jesus, reminds me of this guy I used to hang out with. We weren’t going out, but he kept saying things like, “Oh, you’re so wonderful, I’m such a loser, blah blah blah…” Let me BREATHE, goddammit! Anyhoo, I like being on my own. People like ANDREA are the reasons I like being on my own. Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/29 "2001-05-03T02:10:16Z")
My own very very personal manwhore, just for me, not to earn money for me. Pushing me back against the couch and whispering a plus. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/30 "2001-05-03T16:06:47Z")
Did someone say manwhore? Light bondage and muscle massages a specialty? I respectfully offer my services, and am available for a trial demonstration at no charge. Will bring own supplies. Plus, I cook. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/31 "2001-05-03T16:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Infraggable Krunk \* > Did someone say manwhore? Light bondage and muscle massages a specialty? I respectfully offer my services, and am available for a trial demonstration at no charge. Will bring own supplies. :: throwing blanket over Krunk and leading him away :: you just stay away from all these mean, insensitive girls. I’ll take care of you… :: beating off posters with a stick :: GET AWAY…He’s MINE! jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/32 "2001-05-03T16:14:54Z")
My first girlfriend decided that she wasn’t being a very good girlfriend, because she was wasn’t totally committed to the relationship (we’d been going out for a month), and that wasn’t fair because I’d end up being hurt, so she broke off our relationship and started dating my best friend. Yeah. Like that didn’t hurt. Thanks for caring, Liz. You too, Brad. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/33 "2001-05-03T16:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > you just stay away from all these mean, insensitive girls. I’ll take care of you… Yes, dear. 😃 (Best offer I’ve had all day…) ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/34 "2001-05-03T23:21:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Infraggable Krunk \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > you just stay away from all these mean, insensitive girls. I’ll take care of you… > > Yes, dear. 😃 > > (Best offer I’ve had all day…) \*\* Dude, didn’t you read Cyn’s original post? You’re going to have to **talk** to her too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004/35 "2001-05-04T01:18:14Z")
Talking, talking, talking… that’s that thing you do with your mouth, and the sounds come out, right? Damn… gonna have to work on that… this is gonna take a little time… Jarbaby, c’mere while I figure this talking thing out… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spare-me-your-fucking-drama-my-first-bbq-pit-thread/64004.md?page=1)