# Spark.com Love Match Test
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258 "1999-12-23T20:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/1 "1999-12-23T20:36:00Z")
Here is another fun test for you from [spark.com](http://spark.com). This time it’s a Love Test. Also, they say they will match you up with the people who fill out the form and are your best matches. It’s all anonymous.
[http://match.thespark.com](http://match.thespark.com)
My scores:
a Love Rating of 88%
your remaining 12% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed. It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (6)
Love Experience (4)
Sex Experience (3)
Intelligence (7)
\<— wheel of desperation
Your wheel of desperation has 4 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/2 "1999-12-23T20:54:00Z")
Flyp’s scores:
73% Love, 27% Lust. Prefer Love.
2 Wedges of Desperation. Not a measure of lonelines, but a measure of how badly I want someone in my life.
Morality-5
Love Experience-5
Sex Experience-3 (And didn’t ya know _that_ was gonna be the low score. Stop laughing.)
Intelligence-5
Apparently, I should stay in my relationship. Not quite sure how this came about, since I told them in the beginning that I was single (well, actually, I said I was seeing someone, but they didn’t have a classification for dating casually). I think these guys are telling everyone that so they increase their chances of scoring.
Might just have to show this to a few people…
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“And he, he himself, the _Grinch_,
carved the roast beast.”
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/3 "1999-12-23T20:55:00Z")
[blue bar…85%][15%]
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love.
The red bar is how much you just want SEX.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us:
Morality (4)
Love Experience (5) Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (8)
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–
Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/4 "1999-12-23T20:56:00Z")
Oh, and one wedge of desperation. And I should stay in my relationship.
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–
Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/5 "1999-12-23T21:01:00Z")
Put away the lotion! You have
a Love Rating of 83%
your remaining 17% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (6)
Love Experience (3)
Sex Experience (3)
Intelligence (8)
wheel of desperation:
Your wheel of desperation has 5 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
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### Author:  [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/6 "1999-12-23T21:19:00Z")
Hmmmm…our scores look suspisciously similar. I’m starting to doubt the validity of this highly scientific survey. Or do us great SDMB minds (and hearts) just think alike?
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### Author:  [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/7 "1999-12-23T21:27:00Z")
## I got a 69%… guess I’m not as much of a romantic as I thought. Other scores were Morality: 3 Love Experience: 3 Sex Experience: 6 Intelligence: 6 Three wedges of desperation.
[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/8 "1999-12-23T21:30:00Z")
Apparently, I have a love rating of 69%. Somehow that seems just plain wrong.
Morality (6)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (6)
3 Wedges of Desperation, although apparently I’m just as happy in my relationship as everyone else, including those with no relationships… hmm…
And the Pope masturbates.
I would to, if I had a brand new Fiat.
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JMCJ
“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/9 "1999-12-23T21:30:00Z")
Here are my scores:
Love rating: 76%
Lust and Sexual greed: 24%
It’s clear I prefer love.
Morality (6)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (3)
Intelligence (7)
wheel of desperation has 3 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
Congratulations!
We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you’re a very lucky person. Keep being happy!
If my prior tests are any indication, this test does not reflect those scores…
As for sex experience…I think there is a flaw there, not that I am proud of it, but still off.
As for my current relationship…not sure where that is going, so again, this test is seriously flawed. \< hehe \>
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/10 "1999-12-23T21:47:00Z")
Love: 80% Sex: 20%
Morality: 5
Love Experience: 6
Sex Experience: 7
Intelligence: 7
1 Wedgie O’ Discontent
The Pope Masturbates
They think I should stay in my relationship, too.
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### Author:  [@jane\_says](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jane_says)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/11 "1999-12-23T21:54:00Z")
I got 91%, 10 for morality, 5 for love experience, and 1 wedge of discontent. Can’t remember the rest.
I too find this suspicious as I scored a 28 on the purity test 🙂
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/12 "1999-12-23T22:03:00Z")
Put away the lotion! You have
a Love Rating of 89%
your remaining 11% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
Love
Lust and Sexual Greed
The blue bar is how much you WANT and NEED love.
The red bar is how much you just want SEX.
It’s clear that you prefer love.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (6)
Love Experience (7)
Sex Experience (4)
Intelligence (6)
Your wheel of desperation has 3 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness.
Congratulations!
We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you’re a very lucky person. Keep being happy!
Hmmm. I’m not sure about that score of 4 in sexual experience…
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/13 "1999-12-23T22:08:00Z")
Just incase anyone was wondering…
Love Rating of 62%
Lust and Sexual greed at 38%
A Morality of 3 (go figure)
Love Experience of 8
Sex and Intelligence tie at 7
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/14 "1999-12-23T22:08:00Z")
That was hilarious!
54% love, 46% lust. How 'bout that? Wow.
More about you, as interpreted by us: Morality (6)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (7)
wheel of desperation:
Your wheel of desperation has 4 wedges of discontent.
Good stuff. I hadn’t seen that before.
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“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/15 "1999-12-23T22:12:00Z")
Too bad I’m not a lesbian - Michelle and I look like a pretty good match (except she’s smarter than me, but I have more experience ;))
You have a Love Rating of 83%
Your remaining 17% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed.
More about you, as interpreted by us:
Morality (6)
Love Experience (5)
Sex Experience (5)
Intelligence (7)
Your wheel of desperation has 3 wedges of discontent.
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“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
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### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/16 "1999-12-23T23:18:00Z")
Love Rating of 67%
33% Lust and Sexual Greed.
Morality (3)
Love Experience (6)
Sex Experience (6)
Intelligence (6)
1 wedges of discontent.
Has anyone gotten more than one wedge. I’m looking hard for a boyfriend and I only got one wedge. Hmmph.
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/17 "1999-12-23T23:35:00Z")
This thing is ridiculous.
Love rating: 62%
Lust: 38%
Morality: 6
Love Exp: 5
Sex Exp: 2
Intel.: 7
Love rating of 62%!? I don’t even believe love (romantic love, that is) is a real thing. Considering what I’ve read on this MB, I can’t believe _no one_ has a love rating below 50%.
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### Author:  [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/18 "1999-12-23T23:38:00Z")
Oh, yeah. 3 wedges of desperation. Funny, I don’t _feel_ desperate.
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/19 "1999-12-23T23:47:00Z")
Hey SanibelMan!
As promised, here is your personal evaluation:
75% Love \<---- percentage of the time you think about love
25% Lust \<---- percentage of the time you think about lust
~6~ Wedges of Desperation. This is not a measure of loneliness, but rather how badly you want to have someone in your life.
\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* Morality (7)
\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* Love Experience (4)
\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* Sex Experience (2)
\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* Intelligence (6)
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_ **SanibelMan** _ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/)
“Step away from the bell curve, sir.”
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-love-match-test/12258/20 "1999-12-23T23:50:00Z")
Does anyone really believe this stuff?
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A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us
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