# Spark.com Unintelligence Test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 1999, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319 "1999-12-23T23:53:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/21 "1999-12-28T15:47:00Z")
Uncle… pardon my keen sense of observation, but didn’t you leave out a paragraph in your posted results… or did you just not want to let us in on your violent tendencies? 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/22 "1999-12-28T19:26:00Z")
“You’re normal!” For the record, you are: 65% Un-telligent! which is normal since the current average is 60%. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation. “Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.” Final Score: 65% Un-telligent ## Is this saying I need to lose morality in order to survive? Interesting concept. The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/23 "1999-12-28T19:48:00Z")
The Test Results Are In! “You kick ass.” You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 75% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation. “Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.” Nothing about violence levels for me, either. * * * JMCJ “John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.” -UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/24 "1999-12-29T02:43:00Z")
The Test Results Are In! ``` **"You kick ass."** ``` You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: **77% Un-telligent!** which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%. Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and **guaranteed to get away with everything:** "The subject shows a very high level of **intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities.** Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation. “Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a **barbaric self-confidence**. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.” Final Score: **77% Un-telligent** ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/25 "1999-12-29T04:07:00Z")
PCW, not everyone got a violence paragraph (I know I didn’t get one). Perhaps it’s only the extremes (completely violent or completely non-violent) who get it? ---
**Author:** ![Dvette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Dvette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dvette)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/26 "2017-09-14T09:57:25Z")
Just letting you know that I am the chick, who, around 18 years ago, got 100% on this Untelligence Test when I was a 19-year-old uni student who loved visiting [TheSpark.com](http://TheSpark.com). I really wish I could find the test again and see if I get the same result again! > [@Shayna](#): > > The Test Results Are In! > > “Your score is very low.” > > Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are: > > 29% Un-telligent! > > which is significantly lower than the current average of 60% > > Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman: > > "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation. > > "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score. > > **(I love this part)** > > "But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. **Our study suggests there is a 67% chance that she will end up in prison!** Bwaahahahahahaha!! > > “Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.” > > Final Score: 29% Un-telligent > > And as always, we publish overall test statistics: > 1244163 people have taken the un-telligence test > > Of all takers, 52% were female and 48% were male > > Currently, males are averaging higher! > > ## The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19! > > “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319/27 "2017-09-14T12:52:50Z")
Can we assume that the reason you waited until now to comment is because you’ve been, as predicted by the test, in prison for the last 18 years? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spark-com-unintelligence-test/12319.md?page=1)