# Sparklers, bottle rockets, and the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 30, 2014, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sparklers-bottle-rockets-and-the-mmp/691988 "2014-06-30T10:17:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sparklers-bottle-rockets-and-the-mmp/691988/271 "2014-07-06T22:33:59Z")

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**Spidey** you poor, deprived person you!

**doggio** you have unil three weeks from this Tuesday to get a DQ ice cream cake.

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