A friend of mine told me he once gave his young niece a toy rifle and taught her to point it at her parents, saying “Die, you gravy-sucking capitalist pig.”
It’s true that he said he did this, but I suspect embellishment.
Wigga, please.
That would be pretty darling, especially if she pronounced it “gwavy” and “capitawist.”
Of course, if “young” means 17, it might not be quite as cute.