# Spartydog, eat a bag of dicks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493 "2009-02-19T02:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/101 "2009-02-22T02:54:57Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > So you like bigoted humor? Suppose that joke had been about Jewish people being frugal. Would it still be wrong to be offended by it in your view? A Jewish friend of mine says that some folks in the south thought Jews had horns, and asked to feel her head. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/102 "2009-02-22T02:59:38Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > A Jewish friend of mine says that some folks in the south thought Jews had horns, and asked to feel her head. I don’t believe you have a brain. Would you mind submitting to a CAT scan? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/103 "2009-02-22T03:52:53Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I don’t believe you have a brain. Would you mind submitting to a CAT scan? > [@](#): > > Has anyone heard that Jews have horns? When I was in Ohio, this person found out that I was Jewish. He asked me if I could show him my horns? I was not sure what he meant. Then I told him that I would show him my horns when he showed me his red neck! > Where did this come from? [Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=22105098592&topic=6309)entry. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/104 "2009-02-22T04:18:37Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > [Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=22105098592&topic=6309)entry. In fairness comments in that link mentioned that myth in such far flung places as California and Belgium too, and I wouldn’t really consider Ohio as part of the south. Remember, don’t hate the south because it’s the south, hate the republican states which are mostly in the south. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/105 "2009-02-22T04:19:40Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I don’t believe you have a brain. Would you mind submitting to a CAT scan? You really take this forum too seriously. Protip: Chill ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/106 "2009-02-22T04:37:48Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > In fairness comments in that link mentioned that myth in such far flung places as California and Belgium too, and I wouldn’t really consider Ohio as part of the south. > > Remember, don’t hate the south because it’s the south, hate the republican states which are mostly in the south. I actually kinda like the south, especially the food. I just get tired of the whining about the anti-south bias. Obama is the first non-southern Democrat elected since Kennedy. Calling someone a “Cambridge Intellectual” passes as an insult (even if uttered by someone who went to an Ivy league school). We have southern politicians willing to let the American auto industry fail, while we have tarrifs on textiles to protect southern mills. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/107 "2009-02-22T04:49:15Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > I just get tired of the whining about the anti-south bias. I bet that if the bias went away, the complaining would too. The rest of your paragraph doesn’t really follow. I will say that stupid insults are hardly confined to one region of the country. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/108 "2009-02-22T04:57:01Z")
nvm ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/109 "2009-02-22T05:50:17Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > You really take this forum too seriously. > > Protip: Chill Be that as it may, several people have made my shit list for their comments in this thread. You’re one of them. Calling me a traitor to my country is not something I take lightly. Note that my shit list is not my ignore list. I’m not using that function at this time. In accordance with board rules, if I ever do start using the ignore list, I will not tell anyone who is on it. This is not a threat to put anyone on my ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/110 "2009-02-22T06:04:17Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Be that as it may, several people have made my shit list for their comments in this thread. You’re one of them. Calling me a traitor to my country is not something I take lightly. > > Note that my shit list is not my ignore list. I’m not using that function at this time. In accordance with board rules, if I ever do start using the ignore list, I will not tell anyone who is on it. This is not a threat to put anyone on my ignore list. That’s fine. Shitlist me away if you like. You see people might love you or they might hate you, but that’s their hang up not yours. Remember that. It saves you a lot of grief in the long run. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/111 "2009-02-22T06:20:14Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > That’s fine. Shitlist me away if you like. You see people might love you or they might hate you, but that’s their hang up not yours. You were not even on my radar until you popped in here and started calling me names. I take offense at being called a traitor. I served my country. Got an honorable discharge. Also got a couple of medals for things I did during the first Iraq war. What have you ever done for your country? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/112 "2009-02-22T06:30:40Z")
Well I do consider republicans as a party to be traitors. They lied to the country for their fool war, ran the economy into the ground for their greed, turned America into a nation of war criminals with their torture and war criminal president, and are now acting like spoiled babies and threaten to filibuster our attempts to undo their incompetence and fix the economy. These are not actions of people who have America’s interest at heart, and it makes me very angry. Sorry for thinking you’re in the republican party. Anyway hold a grudge if you like. It’ll hurt you more then it’ll hurt me. Peace ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/113 "2009-02-22T06:45:52Z")
Most Republicans did not lie about reasons for the war. They could not have, because they did not have access to the information Bush claimed supported his case for war. Even if we assume for the sake of argument that every Republican in Congress and the Bush Administration had access to that information, that’s only a tiny fraction of the Republican party. Regular voters are not privy to state secrets. Do you even know what treason means? It’s defined in the Constitution. Look it up. Also, I’ve twice invited you to explain what you’ve done for your country. Still waiting for an answer. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/114 "2009-02-22T06:51:54Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Also, I’ve twice invited you to explain what you’ve done for your country. Still waiting for an answer. I bet he voted against the party headed by a traitor. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/115 "2009-02-22T06:56:16Z")
And I bet **DanBlather** couldn’t find his own ass with two hands and a flashlight. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/116 "2009-02-22T07:02:34Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I really hate doing this. Yet you managed to get over it somehow and do us this public service. What a brave, brave man. > [@Richard Parker](#): > > My guess would be that illiteracy and lack of high school graduation tracks race pretty closely. Idaho, Oregon, Iowa, Alaska–the whitest states–have very high literacy and graduation rates, while Mississippi, South Carolina, Alabama, Lousiana–the blackest states–have low ones. And DC, with the highest rate of college educated citizens in the nation, is more than 80 or 90 percent black. Believe it or not, black people can read now. Hostile Dialect, Hostile Dialect, Narcissist ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/117 "2009-02-22T07:10:17Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Yet you managed to get over it somehow and do us this public service. What a brave, brave man. Up your nose with a rubber hose. I hope it hurts really bad, but doesn’t kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/118 "2009-02-22T07:24:54Z")
You’re doing a lot for your cause. Keep up the good work. Your quick reduction to guttural grunts does very little to cement the negative perception of Southerners on this board. Hostile Dialect, Hostile Dialect, Narcissist ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/119 "2009-02-22T08:02:31Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > You’re doing a lot for your cause. Keep up the good work. Your quick reduction to guttural grunts does very little to cement the negative perception of Southerners on this board. > > Hostile Dialect, > Hostile Dialect, Narcissist Give me something that deserves a reasoned reply, and you’ll get it. If you’d rather fling poo, I can do that, too. ---
**Author:** ![3cushion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/da6949/32.png) [@3cushion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3cushion)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/120 "2009-02-22T08:36:14Z")
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