# Spartydog, eat a bag of dicks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493 "2009-02-19T02:04:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/141 "2009-02-23T07:45:05Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > And that’s proper; if you feel you should call him out, then do it. It isn’t necessary to insult everyone else in the state (or at least those who didn’t support him) while you’re at it. > > I would be interested to know why you think they would either be killed or be in jail; I look forward to reading your thread. How did I call everyone else out other than the fact that I called out the guy that was elected by a supposed majority? I didn’t call out every individual resident. You tell me if the election was fair. Based on what we have seen in 2000, 2004 and the recent close Senatorial elections it is fair to ask, “who counts the votes.” I’m one vote out of millions. How do I know that my vote was counted? When I talk about “killed or jailed” what I mean is that it can’t be certain that in very corrupt States the governor is actually controlling the spending. Louisiana has a particularly sordid history of political corruption. I’m suggesting that governors that don’t want to be held accountable for the spending of the stimulus may realize that their lack of control may land them in jail when someone in DC decides to do an audit for political purposes. On the other hand, they know that they can’t keep the money out of the hands of the crooks who have propped them up in the first place. Therefore, they take a BS ideological stand that they think they can use to further their political aspirations. If you offer a crooked cop a bribe and he says “no” its a good time to find out why. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/142 "2009-02-23T15:13:07Z")
> [@Spartydog](#): > > How did I call everyone else out other than the fact that I called out the guy that was elected by a supposed majority? That was when you said this: > [@](#): > > Of course, these are guys that were elected by the most backwards thinking voters **of the most backwards, uneducated states in the US**. My bolding. Half that sentence would have suited me a lot better. States can’t learn, so you _gotta_ be talking about the people. “Most uneducated” doesn’t make grammatical sense anyway - either you’re educated or you’re not. You might be less educated, but not more uneducated. > [@](#): > > You tell me if the election was fair. Based on what we have seen in 2000, 2004 and the recent close Senatorial elections it is fair to ask, “who counts the votes.” I’m one vote out of millions. How do I know that my vote was counted? Which election are you referring to? Louisiana Senate? I’m afraid I didn’t follow that one. Presidential election? I’m fairly certain that all MS votes were counted, 'cause almost the entire Delta carried Obama. My county didn’t but oh well. > [@](#): > > When I talk about “killed or jailed” what I mean is that it can’t be certain that in very corrupt States the governor is actually controlling the spending. Louisiana has a particularly sordid history of political corruption. I’m suggesting that governors that don’t want to be held accountable for the spending of the stimulus may realize that their lack of control may land them in jail when someone in DC decides to do an audit for political purposes. On the other hand, they know that they can’t keep the money out of the hands of the crooks who have propped them up in the first place. Therefore, they take a BS ideological stand that they think they can use to further their political aspirations. Thanks for the clarification; I wasn’t sure which side you meant was going to do the killing/jailing. I don’t think our Governor here is controlling the spending - the Legislature seems to be doing that. In Barbour’s case, he is mostly posturing, because he knows that the Leg can out-vote what he wants. He is a pretty shrewd guy, although he tries to cover it up with an ‘aw shucks’ image; he’s probalby going to make a bunch of noises about refusing it, then go ahead and accept it. A bunch of this $$ is going to come through FHWA to the MDOT; one thing I have learned is that you DO NOT mess with MDOT. If Barbour were to successfully refuse that sacred “highway money” some of these folks probably _would_ run him outta town on a rail. Not that it matters, but I didn’t vote for him. I voted for the Green party candidate, [Sherman Lee Dillon](http://shermanleedillon.com/archive/dillon4gov/), a local folk singer and top-notch banjo player. In the movie _Wherefore Art Thou Brother_, he is one of the three dobro players. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/143 "2009-02-24T17:12:58Z")
Alabama keeps electing Sessions. The south loses. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/145 "2013-03-09T16:54:53Z")
> [@FappedInYourMomsMouth](#): > > Your heritage is downright disgusting and huge emnarasemt, even for non southern You do Michigan proud! ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/146 "2013-03-09T16:55:38Z")
Reported ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/147 "2013-03-09T16:57:23Z")
Good retort. You went and got me all emnarasmted… and shit. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/148 "2013-03-09T18:33:02Z")
Wonder if **Spartydog** finished all the dicks yet. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/149 "2013-03-09T19:16:42Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Wonder if **Spartydog** finished all the dicks yet. Nah, I’m sure he left a few for **Fapped**. I like the fact that he registered just to reply to a thread he knew nobody’d posted to for 4 years. He just _had_ to reply to all those people who have long since forgotten about this thread, and who may not even be active posters here anymore. 70 years from now, someone like him won’t be able to wait to reply to a thread where all the original posters have been dead for years. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/150 "2013-03-11T20:51:59Z")
> [@Hyperelastic](#): > > Does it occur to you that all over the South (and elsewhere), there are black parents trying like mad to get their kids to pay attention in class and do their homework, only to be undermined by an army of douchebag pop sociologists hell-bent on giving them every possible excuse for their underachievement? And that 's all these claims amount to - an excuse. Because the only thing a black kid can do to get somewhere is work hard. Of course, if they did that, they’d no longer be available as pawns in this sick little game. So, got any cites for that? Just one black parent explaining to Breitbart about how hard it is to face the overwhelming tyranny of pop sociologists? Ed: I know it’s a zombie, but Hyper still posts afaik. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/151 "2013-03-12T22:17:40Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I would add that education and a degree do not necessarily go hand in hand. There are an awful lot of National Lampoon campus dicks coming out of colleges. While it’s true that an education does not guarantee an individual of insight, curiosity and sterling character it does put a few more tools in the ol’toolbox. To pitch an easy endorsement of that concept, who do you want performing your open heart surgery… The med school graduate or the GED drop out ? Designing and building that bridge you drive over every day? etc. In general, higher education equals better opportunities/quality of life. ( Besides, imagine what kind of buffoons your NLC dicks would’ve been without the extra proctoring 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/152 "2013-03-12T22:21:54Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Wonder if **Spartydog** finished all the dicks yet. He changed his name to **R. P. McMurphy**. Not sure if that is indicative of having eaten a bag of dicks or something else. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/153 "2013-03-12T22:27:22Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > He changed his name to **R. P. McMurphy**. Not sure if that is indicative of having eaten a bag of dicks or something else. Not a whole bag, I’m sure. A little dab’ll do ya. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/154 "2013-03-12T22:27:41Z")
Well they don’t call him **Raging Penis’ McMurphy** for nothing. He downed that bag like wildfire. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/155 "2013-03-13T02:32:26Z")
> [@sylmar](#): > > While it’s true that an education does not guarantee an individual of insight, curiosity and sterling character it does put a few more tools in the ol’toolbox. > > To pitch an easy endorsement of that concept, who do you want performing your open heart surgery… The med school graduate or the GED drop out ? Designing and building that bridge you drive over every day? etc. > > In general, higher education equals better opportunities/quality of life. > > ( Besides, imagine what kind of buffoons your NLC dicks would’ve been without the extra proctoring 😉 ) You really aren’t doing anyone justice responding to a poster who hasn’t been on in years. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/156 "2013-03-13T04:00:03Z")
Can we just admit we don’t want to insult _all_ Southerners? Just the stupid ones? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/157 "2013-03-13T04:02:05Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Can we just admit we don’t want to insult _all_ Southerners? > > Just the stupid ones? How do you tell the difference? ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/158 "2013-03-13T20:47:01Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > How do you tell the difference? Count the teeth. ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/159 "2013-03-13T21:01:12Z")
> [@FappedInYourMomsMouth](#): > > JUMBLE OF MORON Band name! And funniest zombie resurrection I’ve read on here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493/160 "2013-03-13T22:27:38Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > Count the teeth. One = stupid; two or more = smart? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spartydog-eat-a-bag-of-dicks/486493.md?page=7)