# Speak to me in "Friends" quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 28, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166 "2012-09-28T18:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/1 "2012-09-28T18:15:15Z")
I’ll start: We were on a break! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/2 "2012-09-28T18:47:30Z")
The lotion and the powder have made a _paste_. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/3 "2012-09-28T18:56:43Z")
You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/4 "2012-09-28T19:07:57Z")
How you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/5 "2012-09-28T19:28:47Z")
…Unagi. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/6 "2012-09-28T21:52:28Z")
I’m looking at my WENUS and I’m not happy! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/7 "2012-10-10T20:17:27Z")
Yes, yes that is how they do pants…IN PRISON! ---
**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/8 "2012-10-15T10:59:44Z")
You all know that I am a pacifist. So I am not interested in war in any way. But you know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all… not you, Joey ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/9 "2012-10-15T11:00:50Z")
Could I BE any less interested this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/10 "2012-10-15T14:28:27Z")
No, I didn’t know she was a lesbian. If _SHE_ didn’t know she was a lesbian, how could I know it? ---
**Author:** ![solosam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@solosam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solosam)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/11 "2012-10-15T15:11:10Z")
Joey, do they know that we know? ---
**Author:** ![DivineComedienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@DivineComedienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DivineComedienne)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/12 "2012-10-15T15:18:24Z")
He’s a transpondster! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/13 "2012-10-15T15:24:30Z")
Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot! Piv-ot! Piv-ot! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/14 "2012-10-18T13:45:01Z")
Okay, Ben, why don’t you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/15 "2012-10-18T16:09:13Z")
Actually, it’s Miss Chanandler Bong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/16 "2012-10-18T16:30:40Z")
You’re like Santa Claus… on Prozac… in Disneyland… getting laid. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/17 "2012-10-18T17:28:25Z")
You’d think I’d be embarrassed…but I’m maxed out! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/18 "2012-10-18T17:49:59Z")
Lightning round! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/19 "2012-10-18T19:47:44Z")
Stir and drink, stir and drink…never let it settle… (we actually use this on a regular basis in our house) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-friends-quotes/636166/20 "2012-10-18T20:34:37Z")
These are my _pants_.