# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/181 "2015-03-16T00:09:14Z")
What is this? Oh, but of course. This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/182 "2015-03-16T00:53:27Z")
Oh, Bugs-a Bunny? Who a-discover America? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/183 "2015-03-17T16:54:25Z")
[Wrong holiday] Silence in the courtroom, ya blatherskite! _BONK_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/184 "2015-03-18T04:26:21Z")
This makes me so angry! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/185 "2015-03-19T00:12:19Z")
Look, Doc, now don’t get me wrong, it ain’t that I don’t want to go to Mars, its just that, uh, that, uh, I don’t want to get mixed up in no mutiny. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/186 "2015-03-19T01:12:49Z")
Listen, Dracula… Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? Like the eyes of _strange things_ are upon you? Look, out there in the audience… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/187 "2015-03-27T14:42:56Z")
Wile E. Coyote. SUPER genius. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/188 "2015-03-27T14:45:04Z")
One thing we rabbits know how to do is multiply. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/189 "2015-03-27T14:47:53Z")
‘Blanks’, he says. (Empties a stack of buckshot from his mouth and offers them to Bugs) "Have a handful of blanks! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/190 "2015-03-27T14:51:31Z")
Crazy me… that was my sweeping broom. (silent chuckles) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/191 "2015-03-27T15:40:15Z")
You…\ remind me of…Paul…my…\ pet tarantula… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/192 "2015-03-27T18:08:42Z")
You’re dethpicable! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/193 "2015-04-15T00:04:46Z")
And YOU are a dirty skunk! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/194 "2015-07-28T12:16:28Z")
Yeah, I know, Robin Hood will soon be here. He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor. Yo-ho-ho, he goes skipping, tra-la-la, through Sherwood Forest, helping the needy and the oppressed. Ah, you’ve been saying that through the whole picture! Well, where is he? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/195 "2015-07-28T12:36:12Z")
There is a rabbit loose in the castle, Rudolph. Return him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/196 "2015-07-28T12:41:18Z")
Dark Horse…Mare? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/197 "2015-07-28T12:42:37Z")
When I say whoa, I mean WHOA! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/198 "2015-07-28T15:46:48Z")
Dragons is so stupid… ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/199 "2015-07-28T16:09:20Z")
Stop steaming up my tail!!! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/200 "2015-07-28T16:29:33Z")
Pay, Ah say, pay _attention_ when I’m talkin’ t’ya, boy! This is for your own good! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=11)