# Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 12, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436 "2015-02-12T01:31:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/221 "2015-12-17T08:19:30Z")
It’s not: “He doesn’t have to shoot _you_ now.” It’s: “He doesn’t have to shoot _me_ now.” Well, I say he does have to shoot me now! So shoot me now! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/222 "2015-12-17T15:46:04Z")
Pronoun Trouble… ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/223 "2015-12-31T21:01:28Z")
Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal! ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2016, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/224 "2016-01-19T11:25:24Z")
Three cheers and a tiger for me! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/225 "2016-09-23T14:10:47Z")
Oh, I don’t know HOW I could have doubted you. Shall we spend the gold all in one place? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/226 "2016-09-23T14:50:04Z")
Ay, caramba! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/227 "2016-09-24T01:31:07Z")
I Knew I Should’ve Taken That Left Toin at Alba-koy-kee! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/228 "2016-09-26T04:00:13Z")
Rabbit Season ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/229 "2016-09-28T02:09:07Z")
Duck Season! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/230 "2016-09-28T02:10:49Z")
Elmer Season! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/231 "2016-09-28T02:44:19Z")
Ain’t I a little dickens, though? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/232 "2016-09-28T02:57:14Z")
HOBOKEN? Oh, I’m dyin’ again! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/233 "2016-09-28T04:04:18Z")
I am Donald J. Trump, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/234 "2016-09-28T10:39:05Z")
Hey boy, what’s the idea jackin’ that pot up under me? Jack? Pot? Ahuh, huh … jack pot, that’s a joke son, don’t ya get it? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/235 "2016-09-28T12:11:10Z")
Lum tum dada dum dee da dum doo dah doo dah Lum tum dada dum dee da dum oh doo dah day ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/236 "2016-09-28T12:21:37Z")
Oh goody! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/237 "2016-09-28T12:38:00Z")
Um, you might, rabbit. You might. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/238 "2016-09-29T01:30:06Z")
\ Don’t be such a crybaby. After all, ninety-nine years isn’t forever! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/239 "2016-09-29T18:53:39Z")
You’re dethpicable. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436/240 "2016-09-30T19:47:53Z")
How many lumps do you want? Uhhhh tree or four. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/speak-to-me-in-looney-tunes-quotes/712436.md?page=13)